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    What if there are loads of other magic skeletons stopping me though?

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      When you remove their meat, magic skeletons just fall to the floor.

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    Can I get some serotonin

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      Best I can do is existential dread

  • baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de
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    you also have a tube of the outside going through your inside, from your mouth all the way to your anus

    • Megacomboburrito@lemmy.world
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      Does that technically make you the tube?

      • MycelialMass@lemmy.world
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        We all werm.

  • blindbunny@lemmy.ml
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    This meme old enough to vote 👴

  • TheDoozer@lemmy.world
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    It just occurred to me that if bugs could understand what we are and could talk to us, they’d be horrified that we were inside out, with all our flesh outside of our bones.

    “Oh, fuck, all their meat is on the outside, gross! It’s like they’re held together with surface tension!”

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      You may have noticed that bugs are leaving earth in large numbers.

  • we are all@crazypeople.online
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    it also eats and breathes from same magic tube and often has a magical choking demise.

    also sewage and reproduction are like close… I guess that’s magical.

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    I also have another, extra tentacle that is sometimes a horn.

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    Alas, I have succumbed to the 9-5.

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    I live for the skeleton war.

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    Fuck Yeah

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    Magic Skelton made from Star things

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    But my skeleton is all wet and icky today. I think I’ll stay in bed today.

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    gimme yr wallet

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    I can propel my self forward with butt wind and none of you can stop me (well okay Jim can but he’s handy with a needle)

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