Calm like a bomb.

Wait, shouldn’t it be “was-wolf”? We might need to call in a proofreader.

Relevant xkcd:

It’s not exactly a lossless compression though.

If your employer wants to spend its money on certification, by all means go for it

For real, if you haven’t already try to find every bit of employer-paid training that’s available, it’s worth looking into. My workplace has a corp Microsoft learning account that will pay for one certification test a year, and other deals with online training platforms for free classes that don’t result in “certificates” exactly, but do provided verifiable proof of completion you can post to your LinkedIn or socials. (The real benefit is the knowledge you gain of course, but it’s nice to have some acknowledgment of what you’ve learned.)

glottal?

Stop?

#relatable

“I vant to suck your blood… no, BLOOD.”

“Strange automobiles distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!”

Yup, that happened to me once.

/shitpost, sorry

Top voted answer

“Why would you want to?”

“I need to borrow your gun and one bullet. Actually, I’ll be keeping the bullet, but you can have your gun back when I’m finished.”

Learn to play the recorder, people love music. (Hopefully enough to feed the musician, otherwise I’m gonna starve.)

I can’t find their website right now, but there’s a charity that “borrows” suburban yards to grow produce which they then donate to local food banks. It sounds pretty cool.

a disease which has no cure

Thrill-seeking recklessness.

When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, “Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.” To this day, especially in times of “disaster,” I remember my mother’s words and I am always comforted by realizing that there are still so many helpers – so many caring people in this world.

• Fred Rogers

Growing up in a rural area, my school taught us that farmers were basically god.

… thanks?