Can you fully throttle a colon on television though?

He’s lucky Gomez’s badge didn’t just fly off his chest, spinning like a shuriken.

It is not heresy, and I shall not repent.

When conservatives claim to be outraged, remember…

Look, I’m sorry I called a Glass Lizard a snake, okay? I didn’t know about the eyelid thing, okay?

That’s what Uncle Al always says!

They’re all trying to steal this look:

“I don’t know, I just don’t get Sinatra…”

😡

New perfect organism just dropped!

reject humanity

gravity

Furries on the internet? Who ever heard of such a thing?

“Standing up ain’t like dusting crops, boy!”

Frosting a cheesecake is truly gilding the lily.

Just in time for band camp!

He thinks that the Free Palestine movement is antisemitic, and that they’re lying when they claim that they aren’t, whereas the KKK are openly antisemitic, and I guess he values the “honesty”?

(He seems to think Israel = the Jewish People.)

Also, they should have developed LLMs on those old SGI computers back in the day.

'Cause MIPS don’t lie.

Remember the good old days, when we all had a single, shared enemy?

Neoconservatives, I think they were called.

Those fuckers could count to 60 on their fingers. Witchcraft!

Quick! Send the National Guard to occupy that blue state hellhole, Utah!