Because the way the US is going … it kinda narrows it down to every Wendy’s in the continental United States

Unless you’re terrible at it and have to pay the client to stay

Then realize you’re in Amsterdam where gargling balls is actually a lucrative career.

With what happened in the US … they wheel in the big ol’ CRT to the front of the class where I’m sitting, the strap breaks and the 150 lb 36" behemoth lands on top of me.

They should install a turbine onto Carlin’s grave because he’s spinning so fast right now that he could power a small city.

If you claim that sane people are the majority yet insane things happen, then everyone is insane.

Splash it in a vampire and it just ruins their makeup.

Yes … praise Jesus!

Who’s the cheap one in this equation?

… the customer who is paying the owner of the restaurant for the food AND is obligated by social convention to pay extra to the waiter who is underpaid.

or

… the restaurant owner who doesn’t mind living in a world where we have normalized underpaying restaurant workers to the point where we pass down that responsibility to the customer who is already paying for the food.

Pay your workers a proper wage and get rid of the idea of tipping.

On a frozen ocean or on the shore of a frozen ocean in the middle of February during the coldest night of the year with a cloudless moonless sky.

I got to see this once when I went to see family up on James Bay. I went out with them for a ride on a winter road and at one point we just parked in the dark with a view of the horizon. It was so cold the temperatured dipped to past minus 40! We were in a half ton truck and we parked, stopped, turned off the lights and stood outside for a while. I couldn’t believe the amount of stars we saw overhead. Stars twinkled down everywhere down to the horizon in all directions. The Milky Way was an obvious band across the sky (not as dramatic as time lapse image but still obvious to view).

At one point I realized I was so mesmerized by the image that I became almost afraid and self conscious of it all. I literally realized I was standing on the edge of the planet and it made me realize that space was not that far away and if gravity failed for whatever reason, I would just float out into it all. The coldness, the light and stars and the stillness just made it all feel like I was actually in space.

I’ll never forget that place. It was amazing.

How about do basic stuff that people understand …

… like tax the hell out of billionaires and use the money on people in the country.

… stop financing overseas wars and use that free money on people in the country

… then just keep repeating and blasting everyone that all the money the government is collecting from rich idiots and not spending on war is being spent on everyone … rinse, repeat 10,000 times.

I’m in Canada … and our government is sending money, arms and support for this stupidity?

That’s the great thing about this new administration …

We’ll keep fighting and talking about things like this endlessly while they go off and rape the economy for themselves and no one can or will have the time to say anything about it.

Quick! cash in your stocks and withdraw your savings before the blast wave arrives!

First president to have actual nude photos of his wife available.

If any other president, especially a Democrat, had nudes of their wife it would be a scandal.

But America is so beholden to these idiots that it doesn’t even matter to anyone.

Hope

What is born each night and dies each dawn?

I’m indigenous Canadian and my family have had to deal with worse. I’ve lived most of my life fighting all the time.

This isn’t the end, it’s only another road block we have to get around. I’ve had to face down many local, regional and national elections where idiots were elected that campaigned on indigenous hate so none of this is new to me. I may not be American but seeing your latest national election made me feel bad again because whatever you guys do affects us here too.

It sucks and I hate it but the only thing that makes me feel worse is giving up.

I’ll live my life fighting, I really don’t care

You should too.

Ummmm … no … your military has been dishing out misery all over the world for the past 80 years.

US poor now get to see and feel what the rest of the world has been going through.

We’re all too busy trying to look after ourselves because of what you guys have left everyone everywhere.

No worries … If you are a minority, person of colour, follow a religion other than American Christian Nationalism, female, identify with some other sexuality than being straight … the new government that America just elected basically see you as nothing but a pebble.