Relatable.

Yum, Creme Brulee.

I’d have missed the point of this entirely but for the helpful underlining.

Bullshit, cow eggs have black patches on them.

Maybe they’re planning to start making chocolate.

This is remarkably common among visitors to A&E.

Keep people in adjacent cages on a big rectangle of concrete next to a swamp so they get all the social time they need. Kid Rock plays to keep up morale every Friday night.

I did the same, back during COVID lockdown. I think my body just started producing endorphins, because I stopped taking the painkillers and was totally at peace while everybody lost their minds over the isolation. I played The Outer Wilds and accepted that everything must end.

This is therapy. if I could just drop out of everything for 29 days I’d come back refreshed and Zen as fuck.

Are umpires electric?

Fuckboy

Amazing how BSE knew and respected the modern border between England and Scotland perfectly.

I suffered through this awful film so that the memes could live.

Any of the big popular RPG series. I got through Mass Effect 2 (it was on offer for a quid) but have no desire to go back, and I know that’s one of the more action-based games. I also played Witcher 3 up to Skellig but just can’t bring myself to finish it.

“That’s the way to do it!”

The goths are all at Affleck’s Palace, as they always will be.

I’ve yet to see a watertight argument for why this is not pronounced like “bidet”.

I watched the whole thing and they never even got to The Quiet Place.

Perfect training for a lifetime of unfulfilling work for insecure bosses!

I can’t believe he knows anybody like that. You think you know somebody…