pouring one out for arecibo

botany had a golden age?

UP AN ATOM!

Isn’t eu pronounced oy

Dammit this is giving me weird memories of that week I was radioactive

Birds are magnets

mammoth ribs…

those species were too delicious to survive

which song? I haven’t thought about DeVotchka in like a week

Did anyone else read A BIG FAT GAY FURRY GARFIELD instead of what’s actually there

Is financial devastation a fetish

if mine doesn’t, i don’t want it. interrupted calibrations are sexy

you need better bottoms

the correct pluralization is octopedophiles

oh! there’s your keys. how’d you get them all wedged up in there, George?

Please consult your local doctor adventurer if your vagina is inhabited by a troll

a shadow of someone else’s blood

nanni please

i am eager to see the new laser cooked burgers. whenever they invent them

don’t die giving a billionaire a handy

edit: wait, one billionaire, clutching their (gender neutral) penises. i might like this billionaire too