dude I can’t handle that kind of sexiness today
I won’t
I used to buy rolls where the center of the tube came as a little personal roll you could put in your purse. I can’t remember which brand anymore.
My current favorite is
What am I supposed to say, “Doctor, I pee carbonated.”
and aim at the ceiling. we call that room “pollock’s corner”
I haven’t stopped shitting for the last… checks watch twenty two years. Any combo is nice. The triple is a beaut
Never claimed it did. I just said they do decent ribs. Pretty much everywhere has a regional BBQ style.
I led a sing along while I was coming out of anesthesia, only no one knew the lyrics.
I must have ambergris
I say we make him americas next prime minister
My dude, they do some decent ribs.
sorry
just another friday
But you don’t really build those here do ya
My cat will not poop unless someone is watching him, and he had to poop at 5 this morning.
Deieioing
That 17 million is a vast overestimation of their worldwide attendance. Real numbers, based off of cellphone data, are closer to 4 million.
Sucks to your regards
Dude, fish fuck in there. ☞ó ͜つò☞