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Let no one accuse me of being a competent artist or comedian.
For everyone from the real world, not fluent in retard units.
12 inches = 1 foot
3 feet = 1 yard
22 yards = 1 chain
10 chains = 1 furlong
8 furlongs = 1 mile
3 miles = 1 league
And here is my favourite 2 dimensional unit:
1 furlong x 1 chain = 1 acre
Edit: bruh.
What even is zero Fahrenheit? Isn’t it some random point above freezing that is cold but not that cold?
The freezing point of a saturated brine of ammonium chloride.
Zero Fahrenheit is like -18 C.
Yeah, 0F° is close to leave-a-faucet-dripping-lest-your-pipes-freeze weather. Quite a ways below the freezing temperature of water at standard atmospheric pressure.
Fahrenheit 451
I will never need this information.
Lucky.
Is that not -90f?
Nah if 0° is upright 90° rotates that counterclockwise. Blame trig.
Back when I took trigonometry, they taught me positive was counterclockwise.
I will blame trigonometry, because orienteering says it’s the other way around.
They call me heat miser Whatever I touch Starts to melt in my clutch!
90’s fine. Hell the 100’s are fine. It’s when you get to 110 and above that ded
100° = really fuckin’ hot
0° = really fuckin’ cold0°C - pretty cold
100°C - pretty hot, grab a beer with you and remember towel under your ass
What’s the beer for? To be paired with the human ham I’ll turn into if I am exposed to 100 °C for too long?
Saunakalja (sauna beer) is a crucial component of Finnish cleansing ritual
It’s the one part of Murica measurements that makes decent sense. Science aside I just want to know what to wear that day in a human scale.
Yeah, celsius users will be like “I can’t understand this scientific celsius scale, how can I possible know whether it is saying I should wear shorts or a big fur coat. I wish I had a human scale”.
Tell a Minnesota native it’s gonna be 32 degrees and they’ll be out in shorts either way you measure.
mr fahrenheit seems to have a drinking problem
0f, you just walked outside of a station in Antarctica
100f, you walked outside in a city built in the middle of a desert during the daytime
-40, the temperatures the same in f or c, but you’re not gonna like it regardless