OC
Let no one accuse me of being a competent artist or comedian.
For everyone from the real world, not fluent in retard units.
12 inches = 1 foot
3 feet = 1 yard
22 yards = 1 chain
10 chains = 1 furlong
8 furlongs = 1 mile
3 miles = 1 league
And here is my favourite 2 dimensional unit:
1 furlong x 1 chain = 1 acre
Edit: bruh.
What even is zero Fahrenheit? Isn’t it some random point above freezing that is cold but not that cold?
The freezing point of a saturated brine of ammonium chloride.
Zero Fahrenheit is like -18 C.
Yeah, 0F° is close to leave-a-faucet-dripping-lest-your-pipes-freeze weather. Quite a ways below the freezing temperature of water at standard atmospheric pressure.
Fahrenheit 451
I will never need this information.
Lucky.
Is that not -90f?
Nah if 0° is upright 90° rotates that counterclockwise. Blame trig.
Back when I took trigonometry, they taught me positive was counterclockwise.
I will blame trigonometry, because orienteering says it’s the other way around.
They call me heat miser Whatever I touch Starts to melt in my clutch!
90’s fine. Hell the 100’s are fine. It’s when you get to 110 and above that ded
100° = really fuckin’ hot
0° = really fuckin’ cold0°C - pretty cold
100°C - pretty hot, grab a beer with you and remember towel under your ass
100 is too much. The sweet spot is somewhere around 80.
What’s the beer for? To be paired with the human ham I’ll turn into if I am exposed to 100 °C for too long?
Saunakalja (sauna beer) is a crucial component of Finnish cleansing ritual
It’s the one part of Murica measurements that makes decent sense. Science aside I just want to know what to wear that day in a human scale.
Yeah, celsius users will be like “I can’t understand this scientific celsius scale, how can I possible know whether it is saying I should wear shorts or a big fur coat. I wish I had a human scale”.
Tell a Minnesota native it’s gonna be 32 degrees and they’ll be out in shorts either way you measure.
mr fahrenheit seems to have a drinking problem
0f, you just walked outside of a station in Antarctica
100f, you walked outside in a city built in the middle of a desert during the daytime
-40, the temperatures the same in f or c, but you’re not gonna like it regardless