TIL that Dolly Parton entered in and lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest at some drag bar in LA in 2012

She got blue, I’d let her smash

This is how you get the thoroughbred of sin riding across the nation

I used to have repeated ingrown problems with one of my big toes. The eventual solution was the doctor chemically burning my nailbed in that toe and now I don’t have a toenail there and it doesn’t grow back at all

None of the above, they call me “the Tingler.” Kooloo limpah, bitches

Dark energy is basically a placeholder name. We have no direct evidence of it, but we indirectly know it has to exist due to other gravitational effects. As soon as we understand what it is the term “dark energy” will probably be replaced with whatever we discover to cause the observables currently attributed to dark energy, as dark energy is basically scientist for “no fucking idea why we observe these effects, but we do observe them”. I’m not currently an astrophysicist but I spent time during undergrad as a research assistant on a LIGO project

> dark souls

> most soul items are white

Glad you like it :)

And hey, you never know. You’re a person on the internet I don’t know; I wouldn’t want to look like a fool in front of you and your deer furry lover if that happens to be your situation

With a reflective pool of water on the forest floor. Like the rest of us

Uh… pass. Good luck to the rest of yall though

Realizing that my father was a coward killing goat herders from a billion dollar jet, not a hero like I thought growing up.

I’m sure this is real and that guy is super talented, but I’d love to see a video of somebody who couldn’t do this but still had confidence because they thought the video would be edited so the bread didn’t all fall to the ground

At least it’s not forty cakes. That’s as many as four tens. And that’s terrible

Avatars are a psychological trick useful for building up sunk cost fallacy and making a user more likely to personally identify with a product. I don’t have social media avatars for the same reason I don’t have “nabisco” tattooed on my asscheek.

How is this TERFy? (Not disagreeing or challenging your position, I just don’t understand and would like to)

Huh. I always thought the big trucks would do better in the wind, and I’ve never questioned that assumption. TIL

> be me. Business trip to Texas fml

> get some shitty subcompact rental car

> try to drive to some state park on weekend

> the location? About 3 hours driving away

> the cell tower reception? KEKW

> the road? On a 20 foot raised ridge for some texan fucking reason

> the wind? 42069 mph, perpendicular to the road

> literally turning the steering wheel against the wind to maintain driving straight

> literally feel like I’m going to get blown off the road and die

> in Texas so actually do want to die

> wish I was in a big truck for the first time in my life

> after hours of white knuckle driving finally get there

> Amarillo texas, the biggest pile of shit I’ve ever seen in my life

> literally. Active mountain of cow shit being farmed and sold as fertilizer right next to the town

Texas. Not even once.

Bruh some of the earliest planes were literally called biplanes. The gay has been complicit in aviation demon magic since the very beginning.