If you’re in a hurry you can fire it down your throat with a t-shirt cannon
And if you’re lucky it’ll fire out the back at the same speed.
*Luck not required
Why put the beans in a separate dish if you’re using the whole thing?
To heat up
If I ever get on MasterChef I’m making this for Gordon Ramsay
Need to sprinkle with some green onion or parsley for a little color. Presentation is important!
Nah use non-edible garnish. They love that shit.
Like baby carrots?
Everything is edible. Some things, only once.
I’d love to see you eat the Sun.
You’d get bored.
Some assumptions:
- A tablespoon holds 15 milliliters (= 15 cm^3 = 15 × 10^-6 m^3)
- The density of the sun is 1.41 g/cm^3 = 1410 kg/m^3
- A spoonful of sun is 1410 * 15 * 10^-6 = 0.02115 Kg
- The mass of the sun is 1.989 × 10^30 kg
1.989 × 10^30 kg / 0.02115 Kg = 9.4×10^31
It’ll take me around 94,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 scoops.
“Damn…what a shame…oh dear, oh dear…”
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Changing my position. I am no longer against incarceration for crimes
Already eatimg the prison food.
This is actually disgusting, >!they forgot to put cheese on it!<
FIFO
Fiber In Fiber Out
I’ve done this…
Or at least close enough.
I took out the beans. Microwaved them. Added bootleg velveeta. Then rolled that up in a tortilla with some rice and hot sauce.
I’m easy to please.
I do this frequently. As in, literally just microwaved refried beans in tortilla. Nothing else. Just that. W/ rice completely different, and hot sauce is a luxury.
holy frijole
bur-rule-to
Dang it, I worked on that title for a good five minutes and that was just right there the whole time
This made me physically gag.
Really? I think half a can would be good with cheese.
My cooking skills when my wife leaves me on my own.
Everything you want in a bean burrito but nothing else. Absolutely nothing else.
Deep fry it in beef tallow to undo the vegetarian health benefits
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