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Fresh cherries, cherries from a can, or the little jarred cherries they put on ice cream sundaes. I need this information to properly set my levels of revulsion.
Dad reading story: “And then Jimmy accidentally pressed ‘enter’ after typing ‘rm -rf /’…”
Baby:
I remember when Mikey Rourke had his comeback. He talked about locking himself up in his closet with a gun to his head but not pulling the trigger because nobody would take care of his dog. It doesn’t seem like much, but sometimes it is enough to get you to tomorrow.
Chronic depression survivor since 1989 here. If you are not doing well, looking for a reason to live might be way to big of an ask. Instead try finding a reason to not die. This is not wordplay or trying to be cute for the internet. Sometimes you just need an excuse, any excuse, to keep going. It is all about surviving the unbearable moment.
Or your dog. Safety first!
You get handcuffed as a precaution. You do not have to be arrested. You can het handcuffed on a traffic stop if the officer decides they have cause to search your car. Etc.
I swear I can see the faintest image of sad clown makeup. Like it’s hidden just below the skin.
I am a Korn fan and I love dubstep, but holy shit that album was so bad.
[Leeds ]
I figured if we had nothing to say to each other he would get bored; go away. But instead he uses it as an excuse to put his testicles all over me.
[Reporter ]
Excuse me?
[Leeds ]
You know, like octopus? Testicles?
[Reporter ]
Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-T. Tentacles; big Difference.
Joke. This is a movie quote.
Twice have I been sucker punched so hard that it left a scar for life.
The first was this Neverending Story scene.
The second was Futurama’s Jurassic Bark.
I’m not joking when I say that I literally felt a light in me forever dim each time.
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