I thought at the beginning they didn’t. That was the biggest complaint I heard at the time from my bartender friends. But it’s been that way for years at the least. But there’s a good possibility it wasn’t intuitive at the time and they didn’t know they could skip.

Touchtunes figured out people were doing this kind of thing and gave bars the ability to skip songs.

You’re allowed to be a dick at any level of fame. I’m not famous at all and I told both dudes at my show to go fuck themselves.

They misheard ass destruction.

One box labeled “Brown when cooked properly”. Then mushrooms can go in the box with the apples and cutlets.

I do like how you haven’t ruled it out yet.

Same. Full Moon Productions, Asylum, Troma…I love them all.

Before 41, none of them. After? Everything.

I was in the Navy and I can corroborate this. I’ll add to it that a lot of our teachers at A school were O-1 to O-3 (Ensign to Lieutenant) and they were pretty cool. We used to mess with them from time to time when they left the building by lining up and making them salute all the way to the parking lot. They were good sports.

I’m in Texas, so mine currently says “Free Porn Here”. In the past it was always some snarky bullshit. My buddy’s is “FBI Mobile Team” or something similar. I think he’s had one about the DEA in the past.

So nothing funny or clever about Wi-Fi or networking, but definitely not normal names.

Don’t be afraid to be that guy. You’re right, and I wrote it incorrectly. I actually appreciate the gentle correction.

I should have written “I want to add it to the song queue between sets”.

My buddy is a songwriter and is working on an album right now. He was showing me the lyrics and I could almost map which songs were about who.

Half the album is sad bastard and the other half is just how certain relationships sucked.

I’m really looking forward to it. I run sound from time to time at a place where one of his exes works and I really want to queue it up between sets.

How cumbersome.

I’m burning bridges I cross and bridges I come to. I’m be on my own fucking island soon.

So the people who know better are mad and the people who are fucking whacky are mad. This seems like a low percentage move.

Buzzfeed out here doing the real work

God damn I feel that. I went for a jog today and I’m still salty about that shit.

Ha, yeah. I wasn’t thinking about it. It’ll just stay as a list starting with 400 then.

You’re awesome for letting me know for next time.

400. But don’t be fooled. Between brain, bones, and waste you’ll only get get 200 double quarter pounders out of them. A little more if you add beef or pork fat to make them juicy.

ETA: I have no fucking clue what is going on with the formatting.

As a former bar back and then bartender at a restaurant, maybe cocaine. We did a lot of that with the kitchen staff after hours.