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Stamets@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 16 hours ago

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Stamets@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 16 hours ago
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    i was once with my kids at the park.

    a mom my kids were playing with started talking to me.

    she began complaining about tentacle hentai…

    had to act like I never heard of that.

    not sure if that counts as a normal conversation.

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      Them gotdang’ol tentacles I tell you hwat.

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      Are you sure she wasn’t “subtly” trying to bring it up to you to test the waters to see if you might want to get freaky?

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        probably, but the question is not which one, but how many STDs would be involved

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          The trick is to get enough STDs at the same time, that way they all kill each other.

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      What’s there to complain about? Did she some how run out of tentacle hentai?

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        how would you feel to learn about tentacle porn, and also that there are no fuckeable tentacle monsters in real life?

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            Can we agree that it is strange.

            because those tentacles aren’t doing anything, they are only playing with their beaks.

            and getting eaten out by a sharp beak hurts my clitoris, and I am a cis dude.

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          Wait, sex is real?

          • irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            No.
            !19684@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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            Don’t be ridiculous.

          • Anomalocaris@lemm.ee
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            11 hours ago

            is it?

            mine is mostly imaginary

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              At least just “mostly”!

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      The fact that a stranger/acquaintance thought that was an appropriate conversation in a park with kids around says a lot more about her than it does about you. I’d feel more comfortable around someone who secretly likes it than someone who openly talks about hating it.

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        I’d say she got undiagnosed autism or something. but then again, I have diagnosed autism and know not to talk about tentacle hentai to strangers

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          We don’t count??

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            not sure about you. but i can go from 1,2,3 all the way until I get bored

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              I’m not sure about you, either, because I can go from 1,2,3 all the way until I get boned.

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                I don’t think tentacles HAVE bones…

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                  To be fair, neither do human penises.

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                    That said, many mammals DO have a baculum, such as gorillas, chimpanzees, dogs, raccoons, hedgehogs, bats, and many more.

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      Wow now that sounds like a bad dragon dream

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        Or Bad Dagon?

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