Guy in 2258: hmmm what year shoukd I go to test my new mine machine for the first time?? Oh I know!
Just saw a video about it explaining. It was vulture puke. There was a bunch of them and they are not good at digesting so something, maybe a loud noise spooked them and they all puked at the same time. This is not unseen and puking is very normal for them, the thing was that they were flying in a group
‘two men who tasted it’… From the wiki article. What the actual fuck. ‘Let’s try the random sky meat’.
Sokka would be proud.
Lucky they didn’t live long enough to realize they probably ate vulture puke, which is almost undoubtedly the worst type of puke.
New band name, I call it.
Two men who tasted it?
Punk Rock would fit.
It’s Kentucky, home of the finger lickin good.
That reminds me of the Florence whale incident…
Never try to blow up a whale carcass, kids, it doesn’t end well.
And about a century later the event was memorialized with the release of the song “It’s raining men”.
What? You thought it was a gay positive song released in an era where that lifestyle was condesended upon for it’s negitive stigma in society?
Turns out no. It’s actually the very first black metal song celebrating gore and torturous death reigning down on earth in some kind of religious macabre.
Do with that information what you will.
the song “It’s raining men”.
What? You thought it was a gay positive song released in an era where that lifestyle was condesended upon for it’s negitive stigma in society?
How is “It’s Raining Men” “gay positive?” I mean, I get that it isn’t anti-gay or anything, and I get that gay guys might like it, but it’s sung by women and seems very hetero to me.
Let the bodies hit the floor
Okay, now do Chocolate Rain
I move away from the mic to breath in
The legend himself was on Sixteenth Minute of Fame recently. He’s an interesting guy, and you can really tell that he takes amphetamines to treat his adhd lol
Edit: I mean that in the best of ways ofc. That boy can jabber jaw like an absolute beast
Written by black metal icon Paul Shaffer.
Omg, I’m in stitches! That’s a lot of sky burials!
Turns out Plenius was right all along!
metal af
Eruption of the mystery flesh pit national park in Texas. Flew the whole way.
