To add to your point, trauma pads exist to help mitigate this. Blunt force trauma is no joke.

P90, it’s Secret Service sponsored entrapment.

His own couch at home maybe. Someone else’s couch as a college kid? That couch is putrefied.

I don’t want no dope. A dope is a guy that won’t get no vote from me.

Except for the last guy who will still have one eye. How’s the blind guy gonna take the eye of the guy with one eye left? All that guy had to do is run away and hide behind a bush. Gandhi was wrong.

Not the first time my gender was exploited and my buffer overflowed.

I went this route in high school at a dude i had classes with that kept insisting his dick was bigger than everyone’s. Eventually I’d ask how he knew, that we didn’t have gym class or do the same sports so he would’ve had to go out of his way to check or ask other people.

He would compulsively bring it up, only to get shut down when me or one of my friends started calling him the dick expert with a meticulous catalog of all the dude’s sizes.

Hello fellow Mo-Toe-er

Hey fuck you right back. I fight hate with oppressive kindness, so you better have a fucking good weekend. You fucking deserve it you overworked bitch!

Not sure if it’s still the case but when it first came out, it was really obvious they used an automated process for generating the subtitles and didn’t bother to check their work. The part where Rebecca calls David a stupid gonk gets subbed as a derogatory word.

They’ll always have excuses, it’s how they justify bigger budgets and ridiculous departmental purchases.

“What if they have anti tank rockets?” “What if they’re using suicide drones?” “What if they start taking shots at us with phased plasma rifles in the 40 watt range?”

The spectre of the unstoppable criminal provides an extra profit stream for defense contractors on top of forever wars.

It’s the video for the song Virtual Insanity, so that tracks

What’s up mothafleckas

Smoke you!!

They’re so brave to have written that song

Russia’s on the list of other countries with inferior potassium.

We didn’t have the same stance on data privacy back then as we do today. GDPR wouldn’t be a thing for another year, not implemented for two more after that (2018). Legislators largely didn’t understand the risks associated with unrestricted exchanges of seemingly benign user data at the time. Yay for hindsight being 20/20.

Return just the wheels, the tires need to be examined further and will take an additional 6-18 business months

We’re seeing mixed use of it in the US. Amazon has these in certain places, like at 7-11 locations. Newer apartment complexes also have lockers near the mailboxes but they’re only for tenants.

I got used to using the latter when I did deliveries for Amazon and they’re great when the complex owner has them set up properly with every tenant listed and enough lockers to accommodate how much people are ordering online nowadays.

It’s hilarious that in 2024 people still are failing to check themselves before wrecking themselves