A danger of being decentralized is losing all of your momentum.

fediverse growth nervously sweats

Why do you want everyone to be unemployed?

I know how you can help them understand implications. Take them out on your boat, to the middle of the ocean.

“AHHHH!!! There’s no one around for miles, and we’re surrounded by open waters! What are they going to do? Say no?”

Eh. I’d rather they didn’t. I don’t like hot weather. Let’s just get this over with.

Well they have to submit bug reports. Do you know how many bugs are on earth??? It takes time.

Working on??? Dude. It takes one call.

"Yo, Zelenskyy, Biden here. You know those long range weapons we gave you? Well, go ahead. Use them.

…sooooo, how’s things?"

Welcome to the internet…have a look around…

Sooooooo…no list of what those apps are?

Uh-oh…Latvia is a nato state. If Russia is flying drones into Latvia knowingly, that would be a violation of nato airspace. If the drone had fired weapons, that would be the spark that lights the fuse. Putin better think reeeeaaaal fucking hard on if he wants to start a second war. Like…REAL fuckin hard.

I like…big…gaping assholes!

beat suddenly stops

“YOU WHAT???”

You following me around???

I just had my colonoscopy on Friday.

And now THIS??? Is this why the doctor was singing “Never Gonna Give You Up” when I woke up?

Yeah, but if the pressure is too high, you have an unsuthorized colonoscopy.

No no no. The group has moved on to beams now. Do try to keep up.

What are you talking about “no advantages to being a male”??? We can stuff a glow stick up our eurethra, and have cock sword fights while making lightsaber sounds!!! Vrrmmmm vrrrmmm CLASH! CLASH! Vrrrrm!!!

We can write our name in the snow in cursive.

We can push the elevator button with our hands full if we think about Aubrey Plaza.

We can helicopter.

Plus, we can slap other guys butts in the shower, provided we just played at least 60 minutes worth of a team based sport!

No benefits…pssshhhh…bitch please!

Don’t ever let them know how the sentence ends. When they think you’ll zig, that’s when you testicles.

Hey…pancakes is ready ANYtime.

meh heh heh heh heh!

yoink

steals this guys hat

GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!! I’M DETECTIVE JOHN KIMBLE!

Yesterday everyone was posting bean memes…today it’s beams. Is tomorrow beal? Is beal a word? I feel like everybody else has a guide that tells them what the new thing is. I didn’t understand beans, and I don’t understans beams.