What do they imply?

I know that these stories are often accused of being fake, but I guess I don’t understand the context of the response. It seems like the responder is saying “go to the doctor regardless of whether you actually have a problem requiring a doctor.” Which I guess could be good advice in some circumstances, but … Maybe I’m just taking things too literally.

Thanks for the answer!

I … See.

Thank you.

What are “implication arrows”?

It looks like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays.

That last statement seems like it cannot be true in this context.

Well, hard to argue with that.

Not sure “neat” is the word I’d use. Its existence doesn’t upset me, but I wouldn’t mind if it didn’t exist.

If you really want it, I can send it to you directly, or you can find it by googling “spider blowjob creepy” or something like that. (I specifically say “googling” because I was unsuccessful in finding it on DDG. I didn’t try other search engines.)

I don’t know what the gif’s origin is, but it was semi frequently posted on Reddit. To shamefully continue referencing Reddit, this probably wouldn’t be your proudest fap. (I originally said “I can assure you” but then again … You did request the gif and I don’t know you.)

edit: Improved my originally very cavalier approach to grammar. Did not change the message of the post.

This is similar to a classic, very not safe for work gif involving a woman dressed as a spider.

I learned this on cracked.com! I don’t remember how long ago it was, but I wonder if they had a similar source.

For the immediate future, I will assume that “Chihuahua Taco” is a grammatically correct Spanish sentence.

Talk to that guy who recently posted about being exposed to Taco Bell for the first time.

Just because I’ve owned two Chihuahuas in my life doesn’t mean I approve of the franchise!

edit: Also, I don’t actually speak (or read or write) Spanish, so this is the only comment to which I can usefully respond. I have no actual ire toward you.

Weird.

Everyone should have responded in Spanish.

In the biblical sense?

https://youtu.be/Nm0aTk02P-M

Reminiscent of an old Windows screensaver.

I call my toddler “Little Bean” as a term of endearment (well predating my knowledge of lemmy, let alone this trend). I just showed this picture to my wife and said it was a representation of our toddler when they’re an adult.

My wife rolled her eyes at me.

edit: Clarification.

You, like me, must be old.

I also frequently pass -l to the ssh command.

My feelings toward furries are entirely neutral and I don’t support the claim that normality is a positive automatically.

That said, I disagree with your claim.