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Clearly it’s an egg of a momma stone
I’m sorry but if you’d like to have an argument you’ll have to pay.
Yes, but that was never five minutes, just now. Oh come on!
Yes it was.
rock
Clearly a stone.
Failed again.
It’s an image.
It’s clearly just binary code.
Duh those are electrons.
But we might be living in a simulation, so the electrons are probably just binary code.
More like quarks and other shit.
This is all just a collective hallucination
How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real
Right on, man.
Are you talking to me?
Or are you talking to yourself?
Or am I talking to myself?
The “other shit” being mostly electrons and photons.
Smaller shit than that. If you’ve got quarks in the mix, we’re looking for muons and Higgs bosons and the like.
This implies that you can both see where the electrons are and where they’re going. Obviously that’s impossible.
The only thing obvious is that obvious is but an illusion.
No u
Yep, seems like a static gif file. That’s pronounced as jiff in case anyone was wondering.
It’s definitely not a pipe
No, it’s your display you are looking at
maybe a pebble. need banana for scale
Macrosand
you mean gravel?
The last exchange I read around the “banana for scale” thing was inconceivably contentious.
Where’s the NSFW flair on this baby boy?
could even be a boulder
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The pioneers used the ride these babies for miles.
Ride them for mules?
Tiny boulders do not exist. you have obviously never seen a large boulder the size of a small boulder
Bite-sized mountain
I don’t think I want to bite that.
Is it? Could be a pebble. We don’t have a scale after all.
You’re just like Hitler, blocked.
Did I hear an rock and stone?
That’s not a rock. That’s a picture of a rock.
Ce n’est pas un rocher
I was looking for this :)
“Ceci” si tu veux être précis
To further the spirit of the topic:
picture: An individual painting, drawing, or other representation on a surface, of an object or objects; esp. such a representation as a work of art. (Now the prevailing sense.)
image: An optical appearance or counterpart of an object, such as is produced by rays of light either reflected as from a mirror, refracted as through a lens, or falling on a surface after passing through a small aperture. Such an appearance may also be a mere subjective impression on the sense of sight, as an after-image (q.v.), and the negative image or accidental image seen after looking intently at a bright-coloured object, and having a colour complementary to that of the object. An image produced by reflexion or refraction is called in Optics a real image when the rays from each point of the object actually meet at a point, a virtual image when they diverge as if from a point beyond the reflecting or refracting body.
Source: the interweb. Fight me.
I’m here to put the F back in Art
No, that’s a jpeg representation on your screen of a photo of a rock.
It’s a jpeg representation on your screen of a photo of a rock which you probably have observed with your eyes
I haven’t seen this particular rock with my own eyes.
That’s not my dad, that’s a cell phone. Duh!
It’s a MINERAL, Marie.
Hey fuck you buddy
You’re awfully brave for someone who’s within rock range.
stone range
PEBBLE RANGE YOU RETARD!
Oh using the R word there mongoloid? Nice
I’m not your mongoloid, downy!
You can’t just toss around slurs like pebble!
You’re right, sorry. It’s an affordable grey egg.
YOU RETARD!
Just found the name of my new Nickelback / Imagine Dragons spin off band 🤘🪨
I’m not your buddy, Pal!
I’m not your pal, Guy!
I’m not your guy, fwend!
I’m not your Guy, Champ!
don’t call me bro, bro!
photo of a rock
Ceci n’est pas une rock
The Treachery of Memes
Its a pebble
Looks more like a stone to me.
I’m sorry but you have no point of refrence! No banana to scale. Could be a large stone
It’s apparently igneous, so you could use grain size. Based on that, probably around the size of a baseball. I’m going with ‘large stone’ lol
Could be a giant boulder
NO IT’S A STONE NOT A ROCK
EVERY STONE IS A ROCK YOU STONE BRAINED ROCK
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?
If you don’t rock and stone, you ain’t coming home.
Rock and stone forever! ⛏️
ROCK! AND! STONE!
Stoned rock
Brock?
sees Misty
Watergun activated
UMM ACTUALLY I’M A ROCK BRAINED STONE
YOU’RE PROBABLY STONED YOURSELF SINCE YOU’RE SPOUTING UTTER NONSENSE
Did you think I’d just accept that at face value? Do you take me for a fool? That is an egg! You’ve painted it to look like a rock because you are afraid that I will steal it. You thought I would think it was a rock. But it is an egg.
To all the people in my DMs, don’t tell me that it’s a roc egg. It’s not. A roc would have a much larger egg that would be brown in colouration. And it would smell minty, which this one does not. No, this is clearly just a mundane egg painted to look like a rock.
When I said it was a mundane egg I just meant that it was an egg. I didn’t know that it would be full of crabs. But it’s still an egg! It’s a mundane egg that happened to be packed with crabs of varying sizes and colourations.
Obviously, that is a photograph of a stone.
Ceci n’est pas un rocher.
What if it’s a hyper realistic drawing of a stone? Checkmate atheists.
It’s not a rock, it’s a photo of a rock. And it’s probably AI.
Ceci n’est pas une pierre.
Source? Really dislike all these unsubstantiated claims everywhere.
That’s actually a pebble, not a rock
Pebbles are small enough to fit in your mouth. This is clearly a stone.
Pretty sure stones have to weigh 14 pounds…
That’s because it’s stone, not stones, plural!! Of course multiple weigh more than one!
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How can you know?? Have you tried putting this one in your mouth?
mphes