“well obviously he didn’t mean that”

5 minutes earlier AND 5 minutes later

“we love him because he says it like it is and talks plainly”

Cognitive dissonance is a requirement for fascism. “the enemy is both strong and weak”

I choose to believe Private Wallace blew off his massive cock, rather than his huge member hanging while he balances on one leg.

I’m not sure why he decided to flop his monumental man meat onto a landmine, but maybe he had no choice.

Or maybe I just wanted to take this opportunity to talk about someone’s collosal dangling schlong without it being weird.

“Finish Them”

BBEG rolls nat 1 to dodge

“And a tarrasque falls from the sky, crushing them instantly. The tarrasque also dies since it fell from space. Also there’s a bowl of penunias.”

Malcolm Reynolds, is that you?

You can either join me in sitting around a small fire and discussing rc stuff, star trek, guns, and how functionally unregulated capitalism is destroying the planet, or you can keep moving.

I hope you’ll join me, I’m making breakfast. Eggs, potatoes, bacon, biscuits, and pancakes if you’re okay with some mildly overcooked spots.

Do iiiiiiiiiit.

Let’s do it.

Let’s fucking do it.

I think we should do it.

Look, unless you want to spend some time in the pattern buffer, don’t complain. it’ll be sorted out soon.

Look, if I can’t be a big tiddy goth babe who plays video games, then that’s the next best thing

Luckily my wife is a little goth, plays a couple video games, she’s a babe, and I love every part of her. And for some reason she likes me, so I guess I got the best thing anyway.

Professionals have standards

makes me think yo are the ttpe of perso who always says “Don’t protest like that!”.

That’s because that’s exactly what they just did.

“protests are good, but don’t protest like that and block me when I want a frappichino”

They said “stupid”, not “evil”

Although I’d argue that any billionaire not actively dumping the bulk of their wealth and influence to sort out world hunger, homelessness, and inequality is being evil.

Oh my god so much yes.

Make it chilly enough to wear an oversized hoodie and I will never leave.

To anyone who doesn’t want to watch videos, it’s a reference to “Beauty and The Beast”, specifically the intro where the entire town sings a song containing lines such as "look there she goes that girl is so peculiar, " “yes she’s strange, no question” and “what a puzzle to the rest of us is Belle” (her name) the whole time she is walking around town, well within hearing distance.

Having worked in quite a few fields in the last 15 years or so, it’s the same active shooter training they give everyone. Even in stores that sell guns.

I’ll let the reader decide how fucked up it is that there’s basically a countrywide accepted “standard response”

O7

I know what I’m watching tonight…

you can only do that so many times before you run out of money, materials, water, or places to build

That’s someone else’s problem. Hopefully someone after they’re dead, but as long as they have their golden parachute, who cares?

Girl, some days…

Damn I’ve got so many women to cut ties with, since apparently we can’t be just friends and my wife would probably not be okay with me lusting after all of them.

Oh wait, I forgot this isn’t a twisted manosphere world, it’s real life!

That’s right up there with calling Epsteins victims “underage women” instead of CHILDREN

Listen, it was a celerity-induced accelerated somatic mutation rate, they’re totally fine now. Warp 10 is super safe.