The community told me that using Arch would turn me into a cute femboy. It’s been a decade and I’m still as large and hairy as I was back then.
My question is who should I sue for this false advertisement?
Linus. He is responsible for making Linux, in general, so Arch had to use that kernel. If Linux never existed, you might’ve naturally become a femboy.
Linus, as in tech tips right?
No, Linus as in sex tips.
Hahahahahahaha I can’t imagine tech tips Linus or torvalds linus having any good sex tips 😂😂😂
Well, for people that don’t have any sex tips, they sure are good at fucking around with us.
Sorry, this is a kerning issue. Cute FERNboy.
I installed arch last night and woke up with nail polish on.
Oh fk now thinking about it, me starting to use an Arch based distro and starting going to laser epilation pretty much happened at the same time period. Save me…
Can I interest you in showing you the ways of our lord and saviour, Jesus Christ?
Why is it that ever since upgrading Fedora I need to restart the pipewire daemon every time I plug/unplug headphones or else media freezes?
Because the sound goes through pipes and you need to let them rest, otherwise they might burst from the sound pressure.
Hmm… well that makes actually a lot of sense. Thanks!
Join me for my TempleOS AMA next week 👍.
One thing that works for me on Pop OS is to switch audio device in the settings, it’s like the buffer gets filled up and switching device flushes it.
Have you checked the logs?
Because you also need to install Trenchcoat for it to work
Why do Linux users hate Nvidia?
Because Nvidia hates Linux users. They’re just returning the favor.
That is surprisingly accurate
That’s literally just correct. Are you sure you don’t know your Linux lore?
I know nothing!
What is a bootloader and why would anyone want to load boots?
Cuz… where else are you gonna put your load 🤨…
Ayo? 🤨
No no no, you have to stir it to become ayo.
You load your boots after installing Java in the the morning
What’s the penguins name?
Lemmy.
Lemmy Kowalski, the famous musician-engineer??
No, Lemmy Kilmister.
Wait, I plan on entering the music industry too, with the exact username that I use on this site. What if people accuse me of copying Mr Kilmister? Am I gonna be remembered as an absolute piece of shi-
You can always catch them off guard by using the Lemmy logo as an avatar 😉.
Yeah, no.
The avatar I’m currently using is actually related to my username in one way or another. Just do a reverse image search, and then spell the first word of my username backwards and you’ll understand what I mean.
So I’m basically a loser from the fediverse.
Well, you’d be the first loser musician, I can tell you that much 👍.
Yes, that was the “musician” part of the reference. The engineer part was to bring it back to bird form.
no
Tux
Short for Tuxiodore? Tuxilliansen? Tuxander the Great?
(T)orvalds (U)ni(X)
Pingu?
Noot noot motherfucker
Cardigan
What does the GNU stands for in Linux?
Going to Nut in Unix
Correct
So someone suggested to me that Linux is amazing for gaming.
I decided to split boot and installed Mint and attempted to play Forza Horizon 5. It literally runs like a potato. Also my Logitech steering wheel doesn’t work and has major input lag.
Since you know so little about Linux, my question is what are you having for dinner?
Have no idea, still haven’t had breakfast…
I don’t use a wheel but FH5 does work well here.
I think my Nvidia mobile 3070ti card is being funky. I think I got it to run better after trying some ideas online, but there are lag spikes and the steering wheel still didn’t work. Just deleted Mint and decided against Linux gaming for now
FWIW i played it on Linux launch week on a 3080, it actually crashed less than on my Windows install. But that’s fair there are a lot of variables that could cause issues.
i gues you use an laptop with that i guess you have an integrated gpu and one for offloading that leads to my question do you use prime-run ?
I was getting Prime-run not found. I forgot what else I did, but finally got it working. The lag spikes made it a bit unplayable esp since this setup is for my dedicated racing simulator.
How do I change the language to EN-US on redstar os?
You don’t. It’s designed to be unchagable. Only the supreme leader can change that.
🫡
sudo = supreme leader do
In the locale picker it’s called YEE-HAW not EN-US 👍
Follow up: how to change to french on templeOS?
You have to recode the kernel in french.
Recompile le kernel
Oui.
Was linux created by linus tech tips?
Yes… most probably.
Linux sex tips
No it was created by his good twin Linux tech tips
this weeks episode is why you should compile everything from source
Because… what sane person doesn’t…
What is “:() :;:”
That is what happens when none of your alphabet keys on your keyboard are working, but you still wanna communicate online.
An alias for “sudo shutdown now”
A text based Rorschach test. That one is clearly a mouse chasing a cat.
An emoticon with a weird hat
Shut up, we don’t need no Cthulhu here.
Try it in your terminal and come back here to tell us the results
A funny command that gives you free chocolate
Emergency breaks
Who is Linus and why does he Torvalds
What’s the cp command?
It does creepy pedo things on your files.
Except for PDF files, they’re kindred spirits.
Yes, they’re the only exception, though there are efforts to get them working with the cp command.
it sends your files directly to the communist party of china
No questions on how to exit vim 🤔 🤨?
Because the people are stuck in VIM
From another terminal:
ps ax | grep vim | awk '{print $1}' | xargs -- kill -9the only way to exit vim is to unplug your pc
Correct!
I haven’t used vim since collage (I’m currently a aarp member) isn’t it “cntrl-x” ?
that is nano
Pretty sure nano didn’t exist in 93’ oh well
But pico did and nano is built to emulate pico.
@gentooer @Crashumbc isnt pico built to emulate wordstar or something like that?
You’re way past my knowledge. I’m not a programmer by trade. I just hack shit occasionally :p
I’m afraid that’s from before my time. I’m born in 1996 and didn’t have internet before 2008. I think my first Linux install was Ubuntu 12.04 from a CD-ROM.
How do I exit vmacs?? my coworker must have played s joke on me
You press the X button.
I’d like you to guess which one of these is fake:
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How do I install Hyprland on NixOS using Flakes?
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How do I install systemd-dispatcher on Void Linux RC?
Edit:
OP has answered, the answer is
that the second one is fake, the first one is real.
They are both fake. Neither of them show up any results on google searches.
You’re good. I know one of these is definitely real, but the other one is plausible enough to make me think both are real
If you didn’t tell me one of these were fake I would never have questioned it.
Honestly, just because one is nonsense, it wouldn’t mean it’s fake. I’ve read help forums.
Not OP but I know which one is fake because I remember actually doing the other one haha
…Neither?
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Can Linux be used as a sex toy?
Good thing it’s written in rust. Memory leaks and race conditions are my two biggest fears while buttplug shopping.
Jfc!
If you want to hear someone talk about penetration testing (heh) these things:
DEF CON 27: Adventures in smart buttplug penetration testing (semi-NSFW obviously)
Yes.
