Bummer. What about having a Florida Man?

brb, checking local laws on “training animals to do crime”

Guess the reason tech CEOs have bought up several news outlets

The brainrot is real, even with “old hags”. My ex was 3 years younger than me, but she was an avid tiktok scroller. I was often being shown and taught about new “memes” that everyone promptly forgot about by the next week.

The work done is entertainment. Whether it entertains you, specifically, is not the point. We can disagree all we want with the quality of the content or the work itself, but some work is being done

> two plushie dogs
> dog leash and collars
> cat-girls

Something doesn’t add up

Considering how many AI models still can’t correctly count how many ‘r’ there are in “strawberry”, I doubt it. There’s also the seahorse emoji doing the rounds at the moment, you’d think that the models would get “smart” after repeatedly failing and realize it’s an emoji that has never existed in the first place.

Find a girl who was born in 1995, or 9/5 (either september 5 or may 9, depends on how she uses dates)

You’re not the boss of them, meow

envious tropical noises

It’s true, just like that quote from Albert Einstein on how you shouldn’t trust stuff on the internet

Goshdarned hot lesbian furries! click click click
Have they no shame? click click click

He’s plantin yo mom

Carla Rover once spent 30 minutes sobbing after having to restart a project she vibe coded. Rover has been in the industry for 15 years, mainly working as a web developer. She’s now building a startup, alongside her son, that creates custom machine learning models for marketplaces.

Using AI to sell AI, infinite money glitch! /s

“Using a coding co-pilot is kind of like giving a coffee pot to a smart six-year-old and saying, ‘Please take this into the dining room and pour coffee for the family,’” Rover said. Can they do it? Possibly. Could they fail? Definitely. And most likely, if they do fail, they aren’t going to tell you.

No, a kid will learn if s/he fucks up and, if pressed, will spill the beans. AI is, despite being called “intelligent”, not learning anything from its mistakes and often forgetting things because of limitations - consistency is still one of the key problems for all LLM and image generators

Regarding the job application, most companies and sites are using shitty AI to rummage through the piles of resumes they receive.

The whole job application process is frankly one of the worst real world use of most technologies, not only AI

“Plan for retirement? But you look 30, tops”

Whatsapp. That’s the only fucking reason I’m not using a dumbphone. In Brazil, everyone uses it. Need to talk to a company? Whatsapp. Friends and family? Wpp. Book a medical checkup? Wpp.

There’s also the problem of cell phone fees being abusive when calling/messaging people from a different company.

Anyone living where the temperature goes over 27ºC (81F)

Probably this

You could say the rest of the image was
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Cut and pasted 😎