Please do what’s safest for you! The family I mentioned is actually my cousins’ in-laws, so there’s no real consequence

“All animals are born equal, but some are born more equal than others”

I do (cuz family). Calling them out like this is one of my favorite pastimes since they think I’m 100% with them. Stopping them in their tracks can be really entertaining

It’s actually the opposite. Donald Glover is all women

That wording is always a little strange to me. Like a guard walks by a cell with bones in it and says “you still got a few more years left”

They clarified the typo! Please ignore my confusion!

I’m out of the loop. What’s wrong with PBS?

People also shouldn’t sell things to end users before they’ve invented them

I know how tough addiction can be on those close. I appreciate you for standing by your friend and helping them through it

A large number of recovering addicts I know had to leave their friends behind because they were bad for their sobriety. You are a good friend. Thank you

Sorry, I should have been clearer. I was just being playful and making a (playful) joke about the concept of the trinity. I don’t mean to criticize anybody or any religion

If I’m mad at god, why wouldn’t I be mad at jesus? They’re the same person

I hear the same doesn’t go for contractors

What are you talking about?

I’m comfortable saying I hate Elon Musk. He’s a petulant man-baby who’s become one of the most problematic stains on the earth

I mean, that’s a good looking sandwich

Reminds me of my wedding night

That’s perfect. I’m voting for you for king of the world

But then the house will be lonely :(

Why isn’t anybody spotting the little bench pressing bug?

“I un-installed Arch, btw”

My team does this for the first ~15 minutes and then we move to “group think” for any tough problems or “water cooler chat” for the remaining 15. You’re allowed to leave if it’s just water cooler chat, so I really like it