Aww … come to bed for a nice comfortable spoon
The soul spoon
They forgot cocaine spoon.
A mate of mine snagged a Ballad of Gay Tony coke spoon from someone on Reddit like a decade ago for like 40USD. They’re like 600+ now.
The spoon type matters, mostly due to size/shape/metal composition Tea and coffee spoons are a thing because they’re made smaller to match the requisite cups, soup spoons have a deeper curve to hold more soup, serving and salad spoons are larger so they can be used to serve If you don’t care about the difference though, they’re virtually all the same
This is why I use a fork with soup.
It may not be practical, but fuck the system and all that I suppose.
Get the chunks out with the fork and then drink it from the bowl.
That’s exactly what I do!! Honestly creepy how you know this. I’m going to close my curtains…
🤣 Dumbass rich people using a spoon to drink soda ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ🥄🥃
Honestly, I picked up a few of those on a lark, and they’re great to have in the drawer. Anytime I’m trying reach down and get just a little bit out of a deep and mostly empty jar of salsa, honey, or whatever, that soda spoon is the perfect thing. Never used 'em to eat an ice cream float, but lovely for other purposes.
Straws are for poors.
Which one is the heroin spoon?
I guess all of them?
It’s in the name: Serving spoon
That’s also how you ask for it at your dealer: one spoon serving of H pls
Whichever is biggest so as to hold a greater amount of heroin to melt.
Who is eating salad with a spoon
It’s for serving, not eating
Unless you’re in the midwest, where salads (nonlettuce) are eaten with dessert spoons
Actually, all of those are ikea spoons. You can tell by how weirdly shaped they are
I don’t know what’s weirder between soda spoon and salad spoons.
Soda spoon isn’t that weird, think of like a float or parfait for which you’d need a really long handle potentially to get to the bottom of a glass. No idea wtf a salad spoon is though.
Salad spoon usually comes paired with a salad fork. It’s basically half of a “salad tongs” utensil. Basically meant to pick up bunches of salad out of a salad bowl without crushing the lettuce.
The soda spoon looks basically like a bar spoon to me (for mixing cocktails). Same idea I guess.
Missing the best spoon, an absinthe spoon.
Well it’s the best at making dripped absinthe, arguably it’s terrible at doing any other spoon-like actions.
But why would you need anything else when you have absinthe? Also it’s the prettiest by a mile.
What about the cocaine spoon?
I have some soda spoons, I never knew they had a name.
I have always loved soda spoons! I can’t explain why. Plus those shovel like ice cream spoons.
I’ve been using them to mix chocolate sodas forever and had no idea it was actually a soda spoon until today!
What the heck is a chocolate soda?
Chocolate sauce + soda water
I just know them as little spoon, spoon spoon, round spoon.
There’s also the random big spoon I use for the dog’s food that just appeared many years ago. And wooden spoon which makes me feel like chef when using stir through pasta sauce from the jar.
How does a salad spoon work? Is it for potato salad?
They’re fairly large and they serve regular salad, they’re made to not crush delicate parts such as cherry tomatoes or delicate lettuce
Oh come on. Everybody knows that there is no spoon.
