Ok, but what valuables do I find to steal?

Smash everything and flip the place like the feds.

Plastic bottlenose dolphins.

I work with a Furman, like not even a furry. (As far as I know.)

Maybe you could shorten Thurman to Thurry?

Man, how much of a pain must it be to shave around those giant moles every day?

Grandma, I’m just eternally grateful every time you let me finger blast your ostomy port! 😍

Sea Hare is also Buny.

Woah men

Slay the Spire

And the politicians don’t let you spit nickels into their spread open buttholes!

Don’t forget your tactical Christmas stocking this holiday season! 💪

Oh, probably this song or one like it:

Yes, it was a real song, published in London in 1900.

Good ol’ cockass.

I fix 4 u