Despite lack of clear records on this matter, it is believed that neither Abraham Lincoln nor George Washington simulated sucking a penis in public.
He wants to win the erection
We’ve devolved past Idiocracy
He’s like a dancing bear. He will do ANYTHING he thinks will please his disciples. It’s come down to, look at me. I’m funny and interesting. You’ll love me over these normal people that ruin everything.
I always figured he was closeted. At 78 he’s finally coming out of his shell.
Who’s the bottom pic?
Stormy Daniels
Throw that up in polictal humor if you haven’t already.
That’s funny
This should be a top level post. 😂
I never want to hear about Donald Trump again.
That would be nice… we have so many other existential problems we need to solve right now without trucker-hat fascism innovating new ways for us all to lose.
The thing is, Trump is the republican party’s proposed presidential candidate, right? They believe he’s the best they’ve got, right? I fear another idiot will follow in his wake in four years.
I’ve been hating this turd cutter for so long it would be a relief to have a fresh candidate. Trump lives rent-free in my spleen and I’m sick of it.
You’re not wrong, friend.
I would l like to hear about him one more time, while reading his obituary.
That’s too kind. I’d like to read about him in an orange jump suit.
I can’t mention what I’d like to read in his obit on this instance. But you are right, I guess I’d like to read about him twice. First his long term incarceration, followed by his obituary.
As an aside, everyone’s always mentioning the whole “herp derp how you gonna put a former president in jail with secret service detail?”. When that fuckhead gets incarcerated I want him sent to the military wing of Leavenworth. Imagine, Trump in solitary confinement, not allowed to speak to any other inmates, any of the MPs, or even aloud to himself. God damn I’d relish knowing how miserable he’d be in there.
He’ll flee to Russia before he does a day in prison. And I think that would be better for the country as it would clearly expose him as a traitor - and some of his cultists might follow him there.
When that fuckhead gets incarcerated I want him sent to the military wing of Leavenworth.
I’m with you. That’s the clear solution, and it’s frustrating how many people overlook it!
I would like to read about him one more time, but in the context of a news article about a new device that allows humans to live forever in a state of perpetual punishment, and that Donald Trump will be the first (and only) person to ever be put inside.
Edit: actually, now that I think about it, I’d probably be ok getting an update every 5 years or so about how bad he’s doing. Just as a reminder.
That happened in 2016, but the machine was set to put everyone except trump into perpetual punishment.
The Torment Nexus if you will
I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.
-Man who died before Donald Trump was born.
I wouldn’t even read his obituary, fuck his memory
That and the playing of the YMCA song feels like he’s trying to tell us something
Another symptom of sundowning is the lack of inhibition.
Just sayin’.
Vote or Peter Thiel will be running our country.
Thiel and Musk, emerald and uranium mine heirs. So relatable.
And boy if that ain’t some cartoonishly evil shit. That uranium mine especially, woof.
hey don’t forget the apartheid part
I thought it was satire. This is real? Wtf
Yep. It’s real.
Apparently he was whining about his mic not working so he made the only logical choice that he is capable of in a situation where he needs something from something far more cerebral than he is….
Just ask Putin.
You’re being too kind. On top of the whining, he was relentlessly berating his backstage crew calling them stupid and openly saying things like no wonder he doesn’t pay his contractors for petty things like this. What an irritable assclown.
Republicans sucking dick and shoving dildos up their asses to own the libz.
What Locktober and NNN do to a mf
Well, for what they think those terms mean…
If they don’t know about it, it doesn’t make sense though, does it?
My boy Nessi from the lake meeting with Northern Nigerian Nomads?
I don’t really give a fuck to be honest. Him doing something funny is pretty inconsequential to the potential end of US Democracy and dissolution of NATO.
Yeah. I haven’t found any of this funny for several years.
Way too natural. I can tell he’s done this many times before.
This is the candidate that is winning over Christian and elderly voters in droves.
I’d call him Satan, but Satan is believed to be wise.
Jesus is also said to lure people into the faith of his father, a jealous, murderous, abuser.
If someone told you, if you don’t worship me I’ll murder your people in droves… they probably aren’t a kind being. If they say when they return, they will “save” you from your life by killing you and everyone you know and then burning everyone that doesn’t agree with them for an eternity… they probably aren’t a good entity. Satan must have a lot to live up to to be meaner than god
But you know, that’s just my perspective.
I need this as a video clip for reasons
Jesus tap-dancing Roosevelt christ on a unicycle. This is an individual who has a pretty good shot at being the leader of the most powerful armed forces of the world, and (I believe) the largest economy. What the everloving gobstopping fuck.
It’s worse than I imagined, thank you.
Oh God, I was imagining one of his weird motions that sort of looks like a hand job but isn’t supposed to, but yeah this is super deliberate.
What a terrible day to have eyes
I wonder if Fox News will comment that this might be unpresidential? Maybe it is even on the level of tan suits and coffee salutes.
It’s almost as bad as provolone on a cheesesteak.
I want to see a single Fox News article about this. Surely we’ll see the signature pearl-clutching from the conservatives.
I’m afraid to find out what his supporters are gonna do to show solidarity. Maxi pads on their ears, wearing trash bags… Now this
I’m afraid to find out what his supporters are gonna do to show solidarity.
I think Boebert gave us a sneak peek awhile back.
Another example of real life stranger than fiction.
There are people voting for this creepy criminal. It’s mind boggling.
“Dream big again”
Weird
Gollum! Ggghollum!
Weird
The same president who wants to protect the children and stop drag queens from reading books
Hes also cussing. It’s very unprofessional. Obviously that’s the least of my concerns with him, but it is weird.
Trump is grooming our kids to become gay!
tfw you’re gonna try to bash one final minority group in a last-minute campaign stop but get upset and accidentally alienate your entire toxic masculine base instead
They were laughing. As if Trump was being funny. They’re not bothered by this. Which is worse than Trump giving head to his microphone.
It’s always like this for these articles. I read he said or did something completely stupid, I watch the video and all I see is his base laughing along. It’s frustrating .
“That’s our orange idiot. We like to keep him around for jokes and economic policy.”
