Learned everything he knows from Nancy Reagan.

Go deep throat a cactus Elon.

Little fucking late now isn’t it?

That’s just Donny’s overfull diaper.

Everyone knows the fat, old, sleepy, diaper wearing dementia patient slathered in fake tan is the absolute pinnacle of human health.

Donate enough to their campaign and they might.

Well djt is a puppet so that fits.

She doesn’t want to miss a paycheck.

Hopefully he has a massive stroke.

He can’t get his diaper or shoes off without his daughter’s help.

Trumpcare is coming annnnnnny day now.

Was the other person hanging upside down in a red and blue spandex costume?

It took me 2 solid hours to find a work around to get my parent’s speaker working again. Thanks Sonos!

I’d say yeet her into the ocean, but there’s already too much trash in the ocean.

I’m picturing a pack of elementary aged kids armed with crowbars derailing a full on Amtrak train.

Or throw Alex Jones into a deep, dark hole for skipping out on paying the sandy hook families what he owes them.

What kind of battery life does it get? One of the mains draws for sticking with Fitbit for me was only having to charge once a week or so.

Do you think it would stop the muskrat either way?

Dumbest president so far.

He would be stringy and flavorless.