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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 10 months ago

Anon investigates crime in 2096

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Anon investigates crime in 2096

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 10 months ago
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  • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Why is anon investing in crimes?

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    • CALIGVLA@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Imagine not buying some of those crime shares.

      • SitD@lemy.lol
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        I’ll have the 20x leveraged please 👌😎

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      The margins

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      Anon invests in crime scenes, not in crimes.

  • Elvith Ma'for@feddit.org
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    …and of that 3 TB, there’s at least 2.9 TB of childhood memories, stories about the recipe author’s childhood, and high res photos along the story for SEO reasons

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      PB, not TB.

      • Rain World: Slugcat Game@lemmy.world
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        did not notice that it was petabytes in the original post, thought you meant “of that 3 TB, there’s at least 2.9 PB”

  • Reddit is better.@dormi.zone
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    He died doing what he loved

  • klemptor@startrek.website
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    Goulash is delicious, not a bad way to go

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      Goulash is delicious. But, having the thought of goulash without actually getting to eat goulash would be a terrible way to go. Poor guy.

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        But maybe by 2096 thoughts can impact experience. So while you’re eating your yeast biscuit or whatever, you think you experience eating goulash, and what is reality but what we experience?

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          1000084260

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          The amount of data suggests that it was a bigger experience than a recipe, bigger than a recipe with pictures, bigger than a recipe with an instructional video

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    Is… Is this a true story?

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      be me

      Time traveler

      Go back in time to the 2020s to shitpost about normal day to day things that happen in 2096 to see everyone’s reaction

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      It will be.

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    Hmm goulash mentioned hmm goulash

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    Is that goulash with macaroni noodles? What’s wrong with you people.

    Gets some rotini for that.

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      Best I can do is spaghetti.

  • Rain World: Slugcat Game@lemmy.world
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    in 2096: “ha, people had to COMPRESS 1080p videos back in the day? COMPLETELY absurd.”

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