Am I not supposed to be sticking my dick in vending machines? o.0

Calm down liberals its something called “dork humor” 😎

I’M AN ADULT!

You’re gonna love this

🍃

Fine, I’ll do it. Thinking about it now.

I went to my local theater expecting this and ended up missing the first ten minutes of Venom 3

Win win.

I really doubt an iOS update will affect people using android phones as servers.

Was that ever in doubt?

Tell the Lieutenant Commander to double check that.

Since we’re doing copium, my hope for Ukraine is that the industrial-millitary complex wants to keep sending weapons there, so it will find a way.

Burn it All Down.

I say you can enjoy watching the fire, since you didn’t light it up.

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

Huh. I always through Maxwell’s demon was created by Maxwell himself.

What next, are you going to say that this is not his cat?

Get the browser plugin that automatically redirects you either to a sensible alternative (such as UESP for Elder Scrolls) or a breezewiki mirror.

Much better

Doesn’t matter as long as Republicans are #1.

Because the military-industrial complex needed to slow-drip the weapons to make the war last as long as possible.

I need to install some mods =/

“We may not have democracy for very long now, but at least the school shootings will continue”