This is a plot point in one of the Witcher short stories.

There should be a small sliver saying “in my hand (I’m not aware of that)”

Skweezy Jibbs, RSF, PHD.

lmao gottem

I swear people on lemmy downvote first and think never.

Fake banana tastes the way bananas used to taste back in the day, before they were all cavendish.

What is this, Spout.ly?!

Worth it.

Not reading it right now, but I’ll take this opportunity to recommend people read Project Hail Mary before watching the trailer for the upcoming movie adaptation which spoils major plot twists.

Perfect for VR

Meh, only about 93% of people who drink water died. Not safe by any means, but it’s far from 100%.

Your friend is not very clever, is he?

Make l’oeuf not war

Nah, the reason ads are bad is because they poison your mind down to the unconscious parts. It doesn’t matter if the company behind it is moral or not, it’s still memetic pollution.

Edit: For the record I don’t have a huge issue with this post being here, but I wanted to chip in with my opinion that ads are bad even if you separate them from the product they’re advertising.

Yeah, yeah. It’s just a picture.

SHUT UP, MAGRITTE!

Banks.

People going out.

Oh man, that is so pwned!

Little girl is alone at home, plays with a box of matches despite her mother telling her she can’t and burns to a pile of ashes. Gute Nacht.

And then Rammstein make a badass song about her.

Yet another thing that could be fixed by better education in the US.