I was born in the 2000s and I have it

Hmm goulash mentioned hmm goulash

Go read a scroll the shadow brotherhood was disbanded more than two eras ago and even back then all they did was talk about transfiguration spells while watching dragon races.

I see you’ve got the spirit of this meme

Actually it wasn’t dragon blood that eroded the mithril beams, but the collision of their though scales and the spires outer casing, which generates quite some heat

Lives on the Arabian peninsula apperently

Don’t know about you people, but here in Hungary (Eastern-Europe) I haven’t ever seen a cart not returned at least as far as I remember.

types “online game” into the search bar

I said it once I’ll say it again that’s the centrifuge brainproject of aquaparks

Why does that even happen?

I mean, he is still a troll. Just a very dedicated troll. He lost all that weight and then he called everyone who couldn’t see that coming (wonder why) an idiot, which I think is a sentiment to his character.

Yes, that’s exactly it in my opinion. You either know can trust the word of someone or you know you can’t. Swearing on your mother life has exactly as much meaning as giving someone the pinky promise.

I really thought there will be a plotwist at the end that somehow this is all about grilling.

I once run out of toilet paper and the store didn’t have any, but in the parking lot I bumped into John Goodman and without a word spoken he handed me over a package of toilet paper. Really nice guy.

Chicken?

Turns out this is the only post on 4chan neither fake or gay.

They rose up 3 days later

Well landing on a trampoline versus landing on basically anything else is a big difference. If I haven’t landed on my head half a dozen times while in the trampoline, then I haven’t landed on my head at all.

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