Allied powers:
UK 🏴
USA 🇱🇷
USSR 🇷🇺
Angelo 🗿
China 🇨🇳
France 🇹🇩
did… did you piss on the flag of France
No it’s Banana milkshake that I got in Romania. Or was it Chad… 🤔
Maurice’s atrocities were so bad that they don’t even put them in the history books. The Holocaust pales in comparison to the things that Maurice committed.
Fucking space cowboys.
Even r/spacedicks won’t post the historical photos from the aftermath of “The Muarice Massacre”.
mauricecaust
They speak of the eastern front and then the western front … but no one ever speaks of the Maurice Front
Because there is no one left to talk…
who is the red one if the green one is Italy?
Evil Italy (France)
King Julien doesn’t want you to know this but Maurice let Mort loose to turn the tides against the Russians and he has eradicated entire species from this planet. Some villages don’t even have any signs of their existence left, we know they were there but when you give Mort the Panzerschokolade he literally becomes insane and he just leveled them along with anyone and anything living there. It must have been terrifying to witness and I remember I read somewhere that Mort alone was responsible for roughly 20% of all Russian casualties in the war.
Some people call me… Maurice.
This annoys me. It would have taken much less time and effort to post a screenshot instead of a picture of a screen.
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