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Chris@feddit.uk to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.ukEnglish · 1 年前

Police want to speak to anyone from the 1970s.

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Police want to speak to anyone from the 1970s.

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Chris@feddit.uk to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.ukEnglish · 1 年前
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  • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world
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    Looks more like that was the original color and there was a rug over it. The rest has faded in the 50 years since it was laid down.

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      Yup, I’m quite certain the saturated color area is how the rug originally looked

    • Whirlygirl9@kbin.melroy.org
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      It looks like the Koolaid Man visited…and that’s why that wall is all patched up with mosaic tile print

      • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk
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        OH YEA!

      • fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com
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        Beat me to it.

        • Whirlygirl9@kbin.melroy.org
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          XD

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    That room has a very specific odor that I can’t quite describe, but I trust you know it as well.

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      Old carpet, dust, decades of sunlight, and a hint of wood.

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        Don’t forget cigarettes.

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    That’s a nasty wine/juice spill.

    Blood would look darker. Almost brownish I think.

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      Almost brownish I think.

      Good save, we definitely aren’t onto you.

      • SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world
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        I am but a vessel for … uh… my own thoughts

        • Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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          Just remember what Harry taught you and stick to the rules.

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    I actually love this. Just replace the carpet

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      The wood ceiling is fantastic!

  • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.uk
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    I have an alibi.

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    That is where a round shag-pile carpet (probably white) lay.

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    deleted by creator

    • SOB_Van_Owen@lemm.ee
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      No macrame? Or string-art?

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        deleted by creator

  • Dizzy Devil Ducky@lemm.ee
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    Definitely wouldn’t mind being in a house like that, so long as the floor is that reddish stain(?) looking color.

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    It is just some tomato sauce officer, we buried the meatball in concrete…

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    I actually really dig whatever is going on with that green wall.

  • canitendtherabbits@lemmy.world
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    Marsha! Marsha! Marsh—…

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    It was like that when I got here vicar sergeant.

  • asg101 [none/use name, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I can’t recall.

  • Hestia [she/her, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
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    I was making koolaid

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    Wood paneled ceiling. Why?

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      That’s not panelling. I guess they cheaped out.

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        Ha yeah I should’ve said wood effect! It’s like a tunnel of doom, leading to the stairs of death.

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