I’ll shove my face into either of them frankly

Smile and lube up

Gets a turn in a femboy?

I used LXDE for a while on old crappy machines when I first started using Linux so just used to it I guess

Gnome on one machine, LXDE on another.

I use Gnome on my main laptop, a Thinkpad P50. I bought it with a dock thinking I’d use it at my desk and on the sofa but it’s a bit of a beast so that stays on my desk and I use an L440 with LXDE on the sofa. Considering trying LCARS on the sofa machine.

Same. Gnome currently but will certainly be trying Cosmic

🎵 It’s the most wonderful ass, of the year 🎶

Round trip that can make changes? Probably a few hundred or even thousand years ago, so I could give them modern technology, information about climate change, try to educate people on social issues, etc

What tech would you take back if you could though?

I had a nightmare that a video of me accidentally bumping into a woman and knocking her out of her wheelchair went viral, turning me into a social pariah. I lost my job, my family abandoned me and I got hounded by people everywhere I went. It was one of the few times I remembered a dream very vividly and was genuinely releived when I woke up and realised it wasn’t real. Don’t know where the hell that came from.

1 says “wo-ho-wo-ho-wo-ho-waha-yea”

Prerty sure I’ve had at least 5. Keep finding new patches of body hair every few months.

🎵 Helter Skelter 🎶 Heleter Skeltaaar! 🎵

Indeed 'twas a tampon with blood upon it

In Wales road signs are printed in both English and Welsh. When a new sign was being made someone sent the English part to a translator, who’s out of office message was in Welsh. They assumed that message was the translation and printed it on the sign.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mistranslated-welsh-traffic-sign/

Not a translation error but the worst tattoo I ever saw on someone was a guy with a bloody tampon tramp stamp.

Yea it seems like the Church of Satan was set up for the same reason as the Church of England, to get one guy laid (Anton Lavey and Henry VIII respectively) but the Temple of Satan is doing necessary work keeping the Christian right at bay in the land of the free

Maybe I should get help for my porn addiction. As soon as I saw “pitjob” I immediately searched hoping to find something I hadn’t seen before

Ha! I’ve shared this one myself on a lot of these stories

No it’s AI has to simulate being drunk because of the immense trauma it has to deal with due to essentially being Elon Musk’s child, just like all of the others

COL?

Not from a bar but I got drunk as a teenager and brought a pair of skis I found back to my Mum’s house. My old room was used as a store room when I moved out and they were in there for like 15 years. I helped clear it out, asked where the hell these skis came from and was reminded of the drunken find I’d totally forgotten.