A hot pepper will haunt you from the grave when, some time later, you scratch your eye or decide to rub one off.
Out*
If you’re rubbing it off, please seek medical attention.
On the other hand, “rub one out” is slang for a COMPLETELY different activity…
Why would you rub your eye off?
Also, Buc-ee’s ghost pepper jerky is my addiction.
Kinky.
Pineapple: am I a joke to you?
The only fruit that’ll eat you back
With a sharp knife and proper technique you can avoid the tears.
Plus you don’t have to wear gloves like when you’re slicing chilis.
I wear gloves when slicing chillies for aesthetic reasons only
The only reason I slice chilis is because I crave the pain when I rub my eyes.
Try rubbing your genitals next time. That’s super fun.
Habanero face mask
I was in a jazz fusion band called Habanero Face Mask. We were awful.
Shout out to elderberries which are cyanogenic and pawpaw fruit which contains a neurotoxin.
cyanogenic
They turn you blue?! 😱
No, that’s cyan. Cyanogenic is an open-source mobile operating system used as an alternative to Android.
No, that’s cyanogenmod, Cyanogenic is when you go into a cold storage unit meant to preserve your life.
it’s nice to see elderberries have a hobby at their advanced age 😊
Maybe that’s what happened to Eiffel 65 or that moon Elvis was singing about!
Grapefruit can out up a bit of a fight.
Meanwhile durian oozes into the room and onions suddenly wants to die of shame.
