Fucksake. 🥹

Fuck that. I wanna hear from the bandage.

The Pot Brothers, attorneys at law have a better message.

Wary*

Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in sisterwife.

The hairstylist version of not paying.

Does it rhyme with “missing bolts”?

Propaganda?

I mean, fuck Drumpf into a hole with his own arms, but this is still BS.

He just might shit himself. Before 10am. Again. A fourth time.

Can we have a do-over? The sun was in his eyes. (I mean, he was staring at it, but still.)

Calling it “news” is disingenuous and helps no one, mind you.

My katana can’t even cut onions, but these aren’t tears. You’re crying.

I fuckin’ hope so. 🤞🏽

That’s not at all what I “mentioned”, but A for effort, citizen.

No. They are fucking not. Fuck off with this bullshit.

Eh. I’ll be there when AOC’s on the ballot.

edit: FFS, y’all are trigger-happy. I’m voting like my life depends on it — because it very likely will, and anyone who thinks otherwise is selling you something. I’m forced to vote for anyone who won’t immediately deport/murder/imprison me or my community. I’ll BE THERE when AOC is on the ballot. Fucking simmer, people.

Nah, just that one salty bitch. 🤪

You seem to prefer that SOP. Who am I to argue with genius?

Fair point, actually, and I was being glib. ✊🏽