Ceci n’est pas une shitpost
HOLLY SHIT! Holy Shit! Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit! This Shits real! Ok, Ok remain calm remember your training:
Happy birthday Helen!
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
for anyone wondering, it ends in “…an!”
Fuck! I forgot to study for the test!
ATTENTION LEMMY
thanks for your attention
If this had been an actual shitpost, you would have been instructed where to stick your antenna (up yer bumhole) to recieve more dank memes.
REMAIN INDOORS
DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON
Was I supposed to have a SHITPOST plan in place?! Frick
You’re not my frickin’ supervisor!
awww got dang i done told you if you don’t stop with all the frickin swears i’m gonna have Steve write you the heck up
Oh wow … my antenna must be perfectly aligned today! … I can actually see this image without any static or distortion.
EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE!! — DON’T MOVE!!!
We now return to your regularly scheduled shitpost!
you mean, back to the soup?
Successfully shits
gasp
They fired the nuclear shitposts
Stock up on beans and hide in jeans
Its the only way to survive
It’s the only way to preserve our way of life. We had to do this.
I see you in here, spider.
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