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casual say_gex_enjoyer@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Ding ding ditch is punishable by death apparently

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Ding ding ditch is punishable by death apparently

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casual say_gex_enjoyer@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    hey uhhh…you tink da gun sto still open?

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    This is the first thing I saw on Lemmy today and it made my morning, thank you lol

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    This is so freaking real. Some old folks seem to want that kids just stay still in silence like a furniture when they’re bored. No playing outside cuz “is annoying and dangerous”, not playing with their phones cuz “is unhealthy and dangerous”.

    What the hell should they do then?!

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      A lot of people just hate kids. It’s a big problem

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      I remember quite a few adults telling me that children should be seen, not heard when I was little. It was popular and sucked.

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        My ex step mom (may she rest in piss) favorite saying. She said that shit all the time.

        Few others I don’t hate people, I hate their actions. (She had a lot of hate)

        Actions Speak Louder then Words (only good saying I took from her)

        She would say these things at least once a day. But always hated the seen but not heard one. Because I was an active kid and couldn’t be ignored.

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          You have my sympathies.

          Id offer you a hug but im too irony poisoned to figure out hiw to write the offer in such a way that it doesnt come off as mocking.

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            No need she died last month and apparently was just as hateful at the end as she was in lif. So no big loss.

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        So there was this…what do you call it, lady who was very annoyed at any noise ever. Once she pulled a kitchen knife at us. Well well would you know that all parents and grandmas pulled legal action against that.

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        never heard this one but its the sort of thing that would get me to hide out of pure unadultered spit.

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      Build a nuke in the backyard, obviously

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        The reference: nuclear Boy Scout

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          Thanks, never knew about that guy. Wow.

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      They want them to go toil in the mines

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        Does that count as playing outside?

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          We do more mountain top removal than underground mining these days.

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            So fresh air and sunshine! Seems like perfectly good leisure to me!

            /s

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      Die, i think, given our position on climate change. Kids shoukd die,

      We should all collectively commit suicide, and these damn kids should shut the fuck up while we do.

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      Invest in real estate.

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      Get a job

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        The real answer.

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    gex

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    So this reminds me of when I was taking my CCW class and going over hypotheticals and legal ramifications.

    One scenario was you see a kid opening your fridge would you shoot the kid. Now there was a church group there that was also taking the class with us and a few of them raised their hands and one was called.

    His answer was yes.

    My group I was with all looked at each other and went WTF and just shook our heads, raised our hands and went of freaking course not because morally it would be soooo wrong even if it was legally okay.

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      I’m from Texas and can count the number of responsible gun owners with one hand. I understand why we need to be armed; still there are a lot of people that shouldn’t. Your story reminds of that shooting that happened at a church that happen to have the good guy with a gun tm. There was some talk about allowing some people to be armed at the church I was going to with my parents at the time. Some members and the pastor went to some event with a lawyer talking about some stuff around it and I joined out of curiosity. The overall meeting was pretty mehh, but there was a nice tangent about how much you can drink and still have your gun and ammo. Some cop that was in attendance tried to call them stupid, but they pushed back that its okay if you only drink such percent drink per hour or remove the receiver. Not a great look for the cream of the crop.

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        I understand why we need to armed;

        I don’t. Why?

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          Nazis everywhere

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          Because in America things like the Tulsa Race Massacre happen a fair bit, and the cops either stand by or join in, so you have to be able to defend you and yours.

          Remember folks, armed minorities are harder to oppress.

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            Remember folks, armed minorities are harder to oppress

            That’s why we hear of all those cases were ICE agents are shot by the people they bully. Oh wait… we don’t.

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              No but we do hear about things like this

              https://www.nbcnews.com/news/nbcblk/lincoln-heights-ohio-armed-protection-group-neo-nazi-rally-rcna196240

              I’d join them in a heartbeat as a minority and you’ll notice that they didn’t go and randomly shoot people either.

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              Because those people weren’t armed.

              Edit: and if that wasn’t true, why are the racists trying to disarm them?

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          Because we need to be able to defend ourselves and our communities from fascism and others who want to oppress us. Easier said than done of course.

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            Unfortunately the definition of fascism varies depending on who you’re talking to. There are an astounding number of people in this country who think that allowing abortion or gender affirming care are a form of fascism. And they think it’s alright to use guns to fight what they perceive as fascism.

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            So how many ICE agents did you already shoot?

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              Not enough

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                So what you wanted to say was not a single one right? And you surely are not going to any time soon, just as any other guy that parroted those talking points over the last couple decades.

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                  You wouldn’t believe it. Still not something to post in a public forum.

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            Have you recently watched the news? Looks like it’s not working.

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              I have and that does not mean we won’t need to arm ourselves for our defense.

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      Not according to the bible. Elisha called bears to maul kids for making fun of his bald head.

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    Lmao as if boomers are that young…

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      I think boomer has morphed to fit a certain selection of people which basically means ‘old and out of touch’.

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        Like Karen.

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    Is this about the kids that got shot playing ding dong ditch the other day?

    https://www.cnn.com/2025/09/01/us/ding-dong-ditch-boy-shot-houston-hnk

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      Ah fuck, I was really hoping this was a random meme and not related to anything topical.

      Guess that’s too much to ask for these days, unfortunately. Grim times.

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      There was another one where the guy got in his car, chased them down, and ran them off the road. 3 murder charges over a doorbell.

      https://www.nytimes.com/2023/07/16/us/doorbell-prank-california-sentence.html

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        Wow, California too huh?

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          The main difference is the Texas case involved a gun, in California the unstable psychopaths need to resort to vehicular manslaughter.

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      Sadly yes

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    Cass said the boy’s death did not appear to involve self-defense because the shooting “wasn’t close to the house.”

    JFC…

    As ding-dong-ditch pranks surged after being posted to TikTok, other injuries have been documented in recent years.

    Yeah… boy what did we ever do without tiktok lol. Fuck off.

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      Ding dong ditching used to surge whenever that one episode of the Simpsons played.

      Because kids will be kids.

      The injuries and deaths seem more linked to adults losing their God damn minds watching Fox News

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    To be fair it was a millenial (42 year old) who did that. Still horrible. But yeah.

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      I wanna say he was late gen X or xillenial, but ill freely admit I just don’t want my generation to take credit for his dumb ass.

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        It’s more than just dumb. It’s senseless. You gotta divorce yourselves from the love of the gun, cause this is never going to stop until you do. If it’s acceptable to you, carry on. Nothing to see here.

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    Well duh. Play outside… Somewhere else! :P

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      They should play in the park.

      But also…

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    I mean if you try this in Texas, that’s on you. It’s front page news like every day.

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      Yeah, we know Texans are immoral, irresponsible gun owners.

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      Yeah how fucking old were you when you started reading the newspaper genius??

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        websites have pages don’t they

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    Man… My parents used to kick us outta the house in the morning. They would tell us we could come back inside for lunch around noon but then we had to leave again. We would bike around and get into all kind of shenanigans. Call them from a payphone and instead of saying our name for the call we would just tell them where we were super fast and then they would hear that and decline the call lmao.

    As long as we came home before the sun went down or we called them from a friend’s house to get approval for a sleep over they didn’t really care what we did all day. Good times.

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      Now the kids who got to do.that put GPS trackers in their shoes

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    They want kids to play outside so they have something to shoot.

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    Referencing this

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      I’m noticing a trend of no-context posts just assuming everyone just read/watched literally the same story as OP did.

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