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“strawbery” has 2 R’s in it while “strawberry” has 3.

Fucking AI can’t even count.

I haven’t seen left vs left. Only actual people on the left vs authoritarian douchenozzles that pretend to be on the left.

As if my absence would be noticed if I just left without saying anything? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Relatable.

If you can reach one, MicroCenter is great.

I had some Amazon Basics blackout curtains that were well worth the $18 it cost. Compared to similar priced “blackout” curtains from Walmart and other physical retailers, they actually worked for their intended purpose and blocked all light.

Eeeeloooon… Come out to play-ay!

Hunter2

It’s not from Europe but I wouldn’t feel the same if I couldn’t get Pocky anymore.

Idk; I didn’t even know that hotdog had a name until seeing this post. I thought it was just something unique until now.

Can’t commit crime if nothing is a crime. 🙂‍↕️

Rigger rigging.

I’m all for impartiality. But if a dude says “We should kill everyone who isn’t like me!” You don’t have to say “Before you judge, let’s hear his side.” You can start judging immediately.

I guess it wouldn’t really change at all since I am in California. I’ll still have free healthcare (that isn’t very good) from the state, and all the doctors are super sexy because that’s actually how it is here. Everyone thinks Hollywood is bullshit; they’ve just never been to California. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Abolish laws. Then crime will instantly disappear. 🥴

It takes less effort to post a single paragraph of ranting than it does to edit the text on a meme image. In a way, this is a shittier shitpost than most.

🎵 Babe. I got you babe.🎵

Maybe it’s because I don’t really like beer (or alcohol) but I’ve been to Germany and the beer wasn’t any better or worse than American beer.

The Jagermeister, on the other hand, was definitely way better in Germany.