boo you read the articles! how will we manufacture outrage now!?

/s

I will. I’ll enjoy every minute I’m not in a concentration camp because of my opinion of fat orange shit.

i want you too enjoy the next four years too, you may not deserve it, but damn it i voted for Harris for you.

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Can’t wait!

at this point in the election complaining about the lack of options is just mental masturbation.

I haven’t seen my brother in four years since he came into my house dropping hard Rs everywhere.

I outwardly pretend it doesn’t bother me to have cut him out like that, but it really bothers me quite alot. I have young impressionable kids and refuse to encourage that kind of behavior around them.

this is why I think of conservatives like Nazis. I hate them because of the betrayal from family. because of that, i will never trust a conservative again.

my vote counts more than yours.

assuming you failed to vote.

then again, if you did vote you’d be a hypocrite and a liar.

so will they be represented before Trump wins the election or after the concentration camps?

you’re not going to change my mind on this, I already voted for Harris. I just want to see that dim little light in your head get really bright before it pops when you fully realize that your “3rd party votes can change the world” lies don’t work anymore.

in a perfect democracy, your vote for a 3rd party candidate might make a difference. we are not in a perfect democracy. we are in a broken democracy, where the only option we have is to not become a compete fascist nation.

idk about Josh Grey, but Josh Gray seems like a normal everyday huumon. you can trust me, I’m also a huumon.

bisquick isn’t pancake mix. you need to add some oil and an egg or two.

but even then, fuck bisquick pancakes.

anyone who seriously cooks will pick their battles. why make a cake from scratch when boxed mix is just as good. seriously, ask any pro baker.

premix or premade doesn’t matter, as long as the end results are the same, good food that can be enjoyed.

if you like cooking because you make everything by scratch, go for it. just know the only reason why it tastes better is because you think it tastes better. when you get down to it, chemicals are chemicals, and cooking is a branch of chemistry.

can I get a Son of the Baconator with fries and a chocolate frosty?

he’s been playing gay peek-a-boo this whole time. leaving a breadcrumb trail of gay clues behind.

the same one that made you read it.

twice again

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he is making a public statement about the results of the election, complaining about how it’s rigged against him. He makes the comment, “as god as my witness, I’m not lying!” when he suddenly grabs his chest and pleades into the camera, “me… save… me…”

blood begins to run out his nose all over his face and suit as his face contorts in anguish.

the cameras continue to roll as he falls off stage into an unmoving heap on the floor.

footage cuts to eye witness testimony where a man with a deep southern drawl says, “We was lookin up at him and God struck him down! he fell right in front of me, and began to shit and piss himself. God as my witness!”

the news will run it as his heart hemorrhaging, conservative media will say his heart was too full of love. but all anyone will remember is he died shitting and pissing his pants on national television.

I want his death to be so nonchalant that nobody even realizes he’s actually dead.

like, he goes to take a shit and dies on the toilet and nobody notices for like a day.

and when they find him hes all riggered up and covered in shit and piss.

and the person to find him is a secretary he’s treated like shit for years. she takes pics of him, sells them for a huge amount of money, and everyone mocks him for the next two generations.

and in every history book, the last line will be about how he died covered in his own urine and feces.

he’s got them DSL.

I bet if you vote for him he might even tickle your scrote with his tongue.

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it already exists. empty out your neighbors deep freeze and climb in for a nap. the next time you wake up your neighbor will be in cuffs and you’ll get to fly!