A comedy penis can make someone’s day.

I was in an office where there was a magnetic markerboard on the wall that had a couple of phone numbers and cost centre codes on it. But largely blank save for a dozen or so of memos about long-past events pinned to the board by a magnet.

Someone started to take down the ancient memos one by one, and found a spunking speedcock hastily scrawled behind each bit of A4 paper, leaving a wonderful collection of crude dongs on dry wipe marker scrawled on the board.

That, and the usual trick of picking up someone’s diary, flicking forward a week or two, and drawing in an elegant erect dick and hairy balls offers delayed satisfaction for when they do turn the page at some point.

depicted with both legs intact

oh wait

I choose to believe Private Wallace blew off his massive cock, rather than his huge member hanging while he balances on one leg.

I’m not sure why he decided to flop his monumental man meat onto a landmine, but maybe he had no choice.

Or maybe I just wanted to take this opportunity to talk about someone’s collosal dangling schlong without it being weird.