• Miles O'Brien@startrek.website
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    2 days ago

    I choose to believe Private Wallace blew off his massive cock, rather than his huge member hanging while he balances on one leg.

    I’m not sure why he decided to flop his monumental man meat onto a landmine, but maybe he had no choice.

    Or maybe I just wanted to take this opportunity to talk about someone’s collosal dangling schlong without it being weird.