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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 26 天前

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  • Inucune@lemmy.world
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    26 天前

    Wouldn’t this just end up with a cloud of Overton particles?

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      A smattering of fucktrino and douchtrons, with an ensuing Asshole where not even shit escapes.

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    We Europeans offer the use of CERN at no cost for this purpose. With the only condition that you’ll need to find a way to get rid of the toxic purple sludge somewhere far away.

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      I get the impression that things accelerated to the velocities required by CERN that then collide with each other tend not to leave much of anything behind but fundamental particles.

      • Midnitte@beehaw.org
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        fundamental particles.

        Actually, they’re not fundamental particles until approved by a collision with the Senate

      • n3m37h@sh.itjust.works
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        26 天前

        Matter can not be destroyed

        • Eheran@lemmy.world
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          He is essentially correct though, there is nothing organic or generally any compound remaining, only many singular particles. It is like an extremely hot plasma.

          • n3m37h@sh.itjust.works
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            Again matter cannot be destroyed, it was converted into heat/light.

            • Eheran@lemmy.world
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              That is not what he said and that’s also not what happens.

              • n3m37h@sh.itjust.works
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                Then please tell me on how physics works then

                • Eheran@lemmy.world
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                  He says particles are left, you say matter can not be destroyed. Not only are you wrong, that is simply not what he said. What should I tell you? Do you even acknowledge that this was never said and you misinterpreted it?

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              So are you saying we need to get rid of the ensuing purple flash and probably fart smell?

              “The environment will take care of that.”
              —Southern American Accent

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    Joking aside, if you had enough energy to accelerate the mass of a human body to near light speed, the resulting collision would destroy the planet… as opposed to their political beliefs and corruption destroying the planet.

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      I still vote we do it. Guaranteed Nature publication for whoever figures out the infrastructure required to pull it off

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    Is this how you make centrists?

    • fossilesque@mander.xyzOPM
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      That doesn’t explain their backward movement.

    • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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      No, it’s just fun to watch them annihilate.

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      The centre would need to be somewhere between them for this to work. Insanely Capitalist merged with a bit more moderate capitalist… The best you can hope for is toxic goo.

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    This is how you make unstable elementary political partycles like trivumerons.

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    I thoroughly support this initiative

  • halvar@lemy.lol
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    something tells me american politivs would be much better if this really was the case

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    Do iiiiiiiiiit.

    Let’s do it.

    Let’s fucking do it.

    I think we should do it.

  • Avid Amoeba@lemmy.ca
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    An entirely theoretical experiment since in reality they rarey collide. 😄

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    Weirdly enough that is how Trump was made.

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    isn’t this how they proved the ‘True Scotsman’ exists?

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    This would create the Antipresident

    • not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world
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      Another one?

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    Connecting the horse shoe

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    We noticed a symmetric pattern

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