You just rubbed one out looking at this poor patriot’s family foto, didn’t you? And you bust that nut in a flash!

So are we sending him over or what? Gotta take him now before he starts on the ozempic and then all you got is flabby skin and smelly feet.

My 300lb nephew washes his feet once every 29th of February and loves to cuddle. We can send the animal over if you like.

He divorced the posters mom, so yeah, in this case it makes sense. He’d also come home late and eat all of the posters yogurts. That’s fucked up.

Anything more the an index finger and a thumb is for beginners.

To keep their reptilian brains from slipping out their ear holes.

IIRC that all the clothes they had because their regular gear got wet and the dry cycle hadn’t finished by the time they got called to the plane. The news I got also said they were wearing tactical gstring panties.

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen and/or Time Bandits.

Oh come on. You know.

No, I don’t know what they say about accusations. Illuminate me, please.

Nike is going to sponsor this little fella.

How much face work did Bob Barker get done? For 139 years old he looks tip top.

Definitely worth the microplastics and fart infused libations. Aunt Bertha can get that pressure high enough to squirt a laser beam of wine across the living room.

Twice before lunch to be accurate

Looks like the artist is actually closer to those three points.

Moms a real looker.

Not suitable for Lemmy?

That elevator doesn’t skip the 13th floor.

Can some make a set of Bust-a-Nut bar earrings?

Some would even say that these are the same exact crab and they can prove it by saying they’re using seeing