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This is the correct answer. The other comment about controlling weather or some shit is objectively wrong.

True, but it’s good to have options.

Good point, kid, and here’s another one: those toys you want me to buy you are a social construct. Playtime? Yep. Social construct. Shall I keep going? Video games are next.

Skill issue. You’re just not sinning hard enough.

I would specify that the views and practices of modern religious have probably diverged to a very likely large extent from that of their founding predecessors, but I’d also imagine those same predecessors also used religion to justify their victim complexes and bigotries. The two groups, separated by many thousands of years, seem to have much the same underlying mentalities.

There are very likely an alarming number of religious people who’d agree.

Well, at least two Corinthians.

Many are born in the US, some walk or fly there.

Yep, that’s the joke.

Christians: wait no not like that_🥵

You can bet hard cash that there are an uncomfortable number of ignorant people who thoroughly believe that one isn’t born black, but becomes black through any one (or more) of a myriad of perplexing and completely irrational reasons.

AA = Alcoholics Anonymous

NA = Narcotics Anonymous

Both are treatment programs for their respective addictions.

“The way I do things is how everyone should do things, because what works for me will unquestionably work for everyone else.” – You

“I’m the one who’s correct, everyone else here is wrong.” – You

Admittedly, ignorance respects no particular faith. That said, Christianity does seem to have quite the stranglehold on it.

Never thought of super/subscripting an emoji^😎_👽

Edit: 🤔 what happens if I try to subscript a superscripted emoji?

Edit²: _wheeeee