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How good are potatoes though, right? Fuck I’m stoned.
They’re so versatile and just plain delicious! I’m going to make some balsamic red potatoes tonight with dinner!
one spouse is more likely to cook potatoes if there are 2 or more available to enjoy them. Other spouse can cook some protein.
Goated response
Potato industrial complex propaganda.
Lived alone, eating basically low carb, greek style – not hungry for chips & snacks
Temporary back to mothers (farm, lots of pasta and potato and meat) – hungry for snacks, gaining weight.
Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
This is a meme I can get behind. I would go to war for Big Potato.
classic liberal, ignoring the little potatoes in favor of Big Potato /j
When my spouse is feeling down, potatoes solve all problems.
Boil em, mash em, stick em up your arse
I don’t think we watched the same movie…
While you may be able to derive some small amount of nutrition from boiled and mashed potatoes in your rectum, it’s usually advisable to consume them through the other end, since starch digestion starts with salivary amylase.
If you’d rather consume the potatoes anally, it’s advisable that you find someone to spit into your anus to help the digestive process.
Safety advice: please note that the mouth is lined in stratified squamous epithelium, which is better prepared to handle rough mechanical/chemical/biological stimuli than the simple columnar epithelium of the rectal ampulla. It is therefore advisable to ensure the mashed potatoes are sufficiently cool before uh
ingestingscoopingconsuming.Was fully expecting a hell in the cell ending to this post.
If I could upvote you twice…
and bread! Don’t forget eating bread happiness.
Starting to understand why my wife married me
are you a potato?
No, he has the Spudas Touch.
That’s why you marry someone who cooks lots of potatoes
Or you be the potato fiend!
Marry potato?
What for? Some “eat your wife” kink? :)
Relationships don’t bring happiness, but happiness comes from a partner with whom, no matter how much you argue, you understand each other, this is much more valuable than any food, but finding a truly suitable partner is comparable to a miracle, so you can consider that potatoes are still better, but not from fucking McDonald’s, but the one you cooked yourself and it will be good for your health.
Fuck carbs. Happiness comes from salads and meat. And my wife.
You haven’t had my mashed potatoes though
It’s an additional thing that brings happiness
Tell me you use a ricer.
you use a ricer
I can’t stand mashed potatoes made with a ricer. All about the mixer.
Hand masher is bestest boy.
Potatoes aren’t rice
Case in point, you haven’t had his wife either, so I’m on the fence on this one.
I propose an experiment…
