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Stamets@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 7日前

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Stamets@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 7日前
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  • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world
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    For those interested, caffeine is stable and does not degrade due to phase change of the substance that contains it 👍

    • Stamets@lemmy.worldOP
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      SO CAFFEINCICLES ARE ON?

      HELL YESSSSSSSSSSSS

      • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world
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        Let’s be real, you were never gonna stop regardless. You’re too in love with the feel of biting ice to quit.

        • Stamets@lemmy.worldOP
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          Oh no, I suck on it. I broke a tooth the second I turned 30 by biting into day old baklava and now I fear hard things

          • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de
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            Sucks if you’re gay 😉

            • fraksken@infosec.pub
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              /doesn’t/ …? I mean … If you fear hard things, you wouldn’t suck, right?

            • Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world
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              At that point, just take your dentures out

          • tetris11@feddit.uk
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            day old baklava

            wait, what?

            • Stamets@lemmy.worldOP
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              What what? I’m a moron

              • tetris11@feddit.uk
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                How do you chip a tooth on baklava? I’ve never seen it get so hard

                • Stamets@lemmy.worldOP
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                  I didn’t chip it, I broke it straight in half. It was old and hard and I bit down on it on my back molars. Real hard. Shit turned to concrete and had a tiny bit of give so I pushed harder. Back lower molar just cracked straight down the middle.

          • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world
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            Man, so what’s it like being afraid of gangsters?

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        the only thing lost will be carbonation

    • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz
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      Sweet, time for some caffeine plasma shots.

    • Truscape@lemm.ee
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      Does this mean making a joint with caffeine powder mixed in is on the menu?

      • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world
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        The general consensus, as far as I can tell, is that it could work but might taste bad; it would be better to freebase or snort the caffeine.

      • Obi@sopuli.xyz
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        That’s just called breakfast.

    • protist@mander.xyz
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      • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world
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        I feel like I’m being scammed

        • protist@mander.xyz
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          I…don’t remember responding to this post. Did I somehow accidentally post a blank comment? Am I being scammed?

          • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world
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            My God. We’ve both been got.

      • fullsquare@awful.systems
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  • Nate@piefed.alphapuggle.dev
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    If they can’t tell the difference, then either

    • It doesn’t change the efficacy of the caffeine
    • They don’t need “maximum torque”
  • GluWu@lemm.ee
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    For anyone who prefers hot, you can rest assured that your Monster® soups and stews will also retain full caffiene efficacy.

    • ZeffSyde@lemmy.world
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      What hath god wrought.

    • Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Some people boil their chicken in nyquil. I choose to boil mine in Monster

    • alx@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      My dream has always be to cook pasta in monster. BRB.

      • Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Post pics and review

      • GluWu@lemm.ee
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        Pics or it didn’t happen

    • alx@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I’m so in for the monstew

  • Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Isn’t this the guy who boofed a monster energy popsicle to see if it caffeinated him? Or was that a different post?

    • Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I have no idea what “boofed” means, but in the context of this post, I’m just going to assume he put it up his ass?

      • pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        What a strong use of context clues!

        • Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          I’m a bit anal about it

      • Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Bingo! They described the entire process and outcome. As my memory serves, they felt like they could kill god in the state they were in.

    • BetaBlake@lemmy.world
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      What a sentence

    • Derpenheim@lemmy.zip
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      Bro wtf. I keep rereading your comment hoping a moment of “yeah that makes sense” comes about, but i just keep getting flashbanged by it’s contents.

  • Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works
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    For anyone who was curious, a quick review of search results provided the following:

  • germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Can we have Fruchtzwerge-ice?

    We have Fruchtzwerge-ice at home

    Fruchtzwerge-ice at home:

    • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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      Real Fruchtzwerge hours.

  • heavy@sh.itjust.works
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    Staying torqued for the homies

  • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    More torque? May I suggest a longer lever on which to act?

  • Optional@lemmy.world
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    IS THE CAFFEINE WORKING?!! AAAAAIIGH

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    The last sentence makes it. Well done!

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