I love that in Fallout one of the crafting materials you get from breaking down cigarettes is asbestos. Its not true of course, at least I don’t think so…

How have I never known this‽

Settle down child, and let me tell you the tale of Ron Burgundy…

How do they work?!

I’m unrelated news, public transportation simulator sales have spiked 175% since 2011.

Can you ask them to wrap up your still born after the procedure like when you have a tooth extracted? Holy crap that is indeed grim.

I called out a form and one of the options was for diet. The choices were:

Omnivore, Vegetarian, Vogon.

Way back before computers had sleep mode we were encouraged to shut it down when not in use to save electricity. I don’t think Windows 3.11 had it. The first time I think I remember encountering it was Windows 2000, but correct me if I’m wrong.

The electrons would flow in the wrong direction.

Optional $200 dock with satisfyingly clicky lever mechanism that is activated from the front.

Holy shit get out of my brain.

“She’s so cute, there’s no way she’s single. She’s probably just being really nice when she talks to me everyday”

“Let me put my my burned CD of mp3s into my discman that is connected to a tape adapter.” Me, until about when Zunes hit,Woot for$99.

My mom held on to just about everything, but for rid of all my early 90s GI Joe’s and my stack of big box computer games.

My poor poor Sierra collection fine to the charity shop once I moved out.

You haven’t met my mother’s Siamese. The cross eyed bastard will scratch around in the box, line up, and spray all over the wall/floor outside of the box.

I had a roommate that asked me for ideas for a tattoo and I told him to just get ‘Chinese Symbols’ written in all caps on him.

The amazing bastard did it.

I remember in the late 90s the cops in my large city caught flack for buying SUVs in a city with no offroading and zero hills. They gave the same reason. Now all the squad cars are SUVs.

I was wondering the same. Maybe vegetarians/vegans can buy a cow lunch, or something.

Only available for a Limited Time!

You know they are sending thousands of bottles of whatever flavor didn’t test well that has been sitting in a warehouse, too.