They stink like over-ripe mushrooms in my experience. They also easily break and you have to reinforce them with plastic packing tape. It’s a nice idea, but a regular paper box is the better option.

I wish I had this much room to practice the blade.

Right? What is their workflow even like?

I’m just thankful for any physical contact at this point.

They can go right to hell! /S

All dating apps suck, but Hinge sucked less for me. I actually found someone with similar interests that wasn’t just looking for a free dinner.

I’m just in my 40s and single. Everyone I’d be in to is shacked up or dead at this point.

My mom was barely there on medication and my father just wasn’t. It was cool to be able to do whatever I wanted, but I had to make sure Mom fell asleep on her side.

See, this is why I regret dropping out of high school.

Bateman, on the other hand…

I read somewhere that a dog’s basic genome was much more plastic than a cats: that’s why we have tiny annoying dogs but also large annoying dogs.

With cats you can mostly just have mediumish annoying cats.

My adopted little girl is still listed as Popoki in her adoption paperwork. I think that is close to Cat in Hawaiian.

We are firmly landlocked in the Midwest.

My mother has been searching for one of those since her first run in with one the 70s.

We are not the same, I usually choose to watch people with an excess amount of bottom.

We would have 12 potential surfaces for condiments. So much more can be done with this construction.

My mom’s Nissan Juke just started screaming, ‘Oh laaadyyy!’ whenever she starts it.

Any idea what’s going on? It’s a '16, only about 40k miles.

That’s racist.

/S

Pigeon Threatspin is the name of my next post-hardcore band.

'beak ’ of his performance.

This was me until I realized I didn’t have a child and that I lived in the first floor.

Where was I going? What giggled as I tossed it into the air?