Tarot reader lady flipped over 3 “The Hanged man” cards and told me to kms :( zero stars

The in-betweens are even funnier to me. Slime? Probably not. Also, I have half a house.

Love this template

Christ, I miss when I could click on an article and not be asked to sign up for it.

would be hangin’ out like a grandfather clock

The Y-axis is how much Ancient history there is, clearly

I’d fold the sauce portion over the meat portion to coat it (like those yogurt cups). It would probably look a lot more appetizing that way.

Dead :(

okay yeah that’s fair

only the finest CRT for the finest kino

Nah, nah, I’m not saying that the text was AI image generated in any way. I just suspect that the image (after the text was put in place by a human) was fed through some enhancer/upscaler. I remember seeing a comic a while ago that reeked of AI, but it turns out that it was a fully human-made comic fed through some AI cartoon enhancer (for… some reason? The original looked fine. Maybe to steal credit?).

I do doubt that any of what I described is the case, though. I feel like the text would look less crisp if so.

I do wholeheartedly believe the icons were generated separately still.

Could be that just the icons are AI generated, or the whole image was fed through an AI upscaler/enhancer to sharpen the image.

yeahh I’ll give you that tbh they do undercook the curly fries a lot of the time

But do you ever hear people say that‽ It’s always “gutter food that makes you shit,” never “undercooked curly fries.”

Gah. I’m peeved, man.

See?! This shit is what I mean. Did Arby’s CEO do something to piss off some Hollywood big-wig?! Why is this shit so prevalent?!?? It’s normal fast food, man!!

dude FUCK all this Arby’s slander online and on TV, man. That Family guy skit, every “vagina burger” post, y’all are just raking Arby’s through the coals for the hell of it, arent’cha?

They have good sandwiches, man!! Ever had a smokehouse brisket? Those things are pretty good! French Swiss? Even better, is you ask me. And the shakes, the SHAKES! Good shit.

AND instead of doing that annoying “start shit with other companies for fun” schtick every brand Twitter account did, they make food art of various franchises! It’s cool shit!

The rustic, warm theming of the restaurants themselves, too. It’s just a nice place to sit down and enjoy a meal with friends on a road trip. You’ll dare your friend to chug a triple pepper sauce packet raw or some shit. It’s nice.

Fuck all of you for slandering Arby’s. We are not friends.

Bingo! They described the entire process and outcome. As my memory serves, they felt like they could kill god in the state they were in.

Isn’t this the guy who boofed a monster energy popsicle to see if it caffeinated him? Or was that a different post?

my biggest question is “why is the protagonist an anthropomorphic die?”

Lifehack!! Add before:2026 to the end of any YouTube search and it will no longer show you “also recommended for you” or “people also watched” bullshit. Just the search results you should have been shown in the first place will remain.

Oh right, shit

I forgot that Amazon Prime was more than content streaming

Uhhhhh

Replace Amazon Prime with patience and foresight