With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.
The outcome I most want, when random chance is involved, will always occur if I first say the words “hoodoo moogoo”
I can shapeshift.
I can play the kazoo really well, like Hendrix level kazoo playing.
I can pause time in order to write as much code as I want without interruption.
The ability to inflict my suicidal depression, sans the medication or benefits of years of therapy, into the minds of anyone I hate.
Idk friends, I’m tired. Person who replies, please give me something cool.
Your butthole is now sealed shut
The ability to focus on stuff i am supposed to do
My superpower is pain
The power to become the animal I last ate.
Real life Ctrl+Z
The power to negate side effects of any kind. :]
Be able to transform into animals
i can delete one square meter wnywhere in the world and it just deletes the matter that was there
