• ikidd@lemmy.worldEnglish
    502·
    5 天前

    I just sign a few more Executive Orders and then head for the golf course.

  • deegeese@sopuli.xyz
    922·
    6 天前

    Normal folks would call it a day, but some of them keep posting on Truth Social.

  • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.uk
    5·
    4 天前

    It depends on the severity.

    • If you are touching cloth, then it is a shart and should be relatively well contained. You just need to clean-up and perhaps discreetly dispose of your undercrackers.
    • If you are touching socks, then the world has dropped out of your bottom and is pretty disastrous as everything is contaminated. You also have a larger problem as this would suggest you have food poisoning or some kind of illness and this is just the start of your problems. When I was in hospital the guy opposite me got C. difficile and the result was unexpected and borderline volcanic - that wasn’t just a bad day, it was a bad week.
  • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
    21·
    6 天前

    Days over, no coming back from that. Time for a long shower, fresh clothes, and go back to bed. Probably not sleep, because I’ll be dealing with embarrassment and flashbacks to graduating high school.

    My only comfort still remains that I was not alone that day. Several of us got awful cases of food poisoning.

      • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
        5·
        6 天前

        Same day, after the event at the school, thankfully, but I was with several fellow graduates when it happened. There was an extremely popular steakhouse we all went to with our families, and every one of us who ordered the signature steak ended up getting food poisoning, and several of us ended up getting caught very suddenly by it.

  • CarnivorousCouch@lemmy.world
    17·
    6 天前

    I’m kind of surprised by how many people have an answer for this already considered. I don’t think this is something I’ve had to consider since primary school.

    I’d probably consider the day over just because I would be worried by whatever medical condition led me to shit my pants out of nowhere.

  • Azzu@lemm.ee
    14·
    6 天前

    If you shit your pants, do you keep going with your week or is your week over?

    If you shit your pants, do you keep going with your month or is your month over?

    If you shit your pants, do you keep going with your life or is your life over?

    I clean up and do whatever I still feel like. The arbitrary border of “day” means nothing to me, same as any other arbitrary border.

    • SaltSong@startrek.websiteEnglish
      1·
      4 天前

      I think it refers to being being out at work, or at a major event.

      If I shit myself at work, I’m going home. I’m not coming back, either.

      If I’m out hiking, same again.

      If i’m running errands, I might have to go back out to finish them. The groceries aren’t gonna buy themselves, and now I really have to do the laundry.

  • skmn@sh.itjust.works
    13·
    6 天前

    Before noon? Yeah take a shower and get back to it. Any time in the afternoon; yeah fuck that I’m going home and smoking a bowl.

  • xigoi@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
    8·
    5 天前

    I am worried by how many people in this thread shit their pants often enough to be able to answer the question.

  • telemaphone@beehaw.org
    11·
    6 天前

    As someone with Crohn’s disease, this is a normal day. Honestly, I’d be feeling off until I shit my pants.

  • MIDItheKID@lemmy.world
    7·
    5 天前

    Really depends on what I am doing. Whatever I was previously doing has been been put on an indefinite pause until I can get new clothes and probably take a shower. But I have kids, so the day must go on.