Ballistic corkscrew penis.
0 to full in .5 seconds.
Ballistic corkscrew penis.
0 to full in .5 seconds.
Hey, if you can’t tell a duck from a goose, peace was never an option.
Let’s take inspiration from the glory days of piracy and Boondock Saints. Strap guns across every square inch of your body you can, and then line the trenchcoat.
I can climb into the Metapod all I like, I never come out a Butterfree.
Disappointment at every turn.
The modern version of Will and Grace?
Kinda surprised it hasn’t been made already.
Well, the two do have some things in common.
They both want you to follow them.
They want to lead you from chaos and danger.
They focus on helping the needy.
They can make food magically appear.
People love making art of when they got nailed.
“I’ll be there… Our special place… Brought to you by Papa John’s.”
Well, someone’s getting a visit from Calander Man.
Don’t mind me, I’m just setting up the popcorn cart for when the programmer arguments start. I’ll share.
But they can be eaten, or turned into gold, or juiced, or turned into a labor force, or…
Wait, what was Gargamel’s actual plan?
Hey, dullness could be a benefit! Make for a nice tenderizer.
Swords need cared for, sharpened and all that.
A metal ball on a rod is a metal ball on a length of metal that can crack bone. Ball comes off, I still got a metal rod.
Then we need to switch over to old school maces.
It just gets blunter the more you bludgeon.
Good on them. $7500 for all future royalties is an absolute rip, especially coming out of Rockstar.
Second time in two days?
We need to increase macing rotations. That’s just not enough.
“Azumarill is my favorite Pokemon”.
And it’s been that way for far too long.
Remember when S.E was ready to shit all over Tomb Raider because it didn’t reach their insane metrics?
The rare Blahajberus, Guardian of the Gates of Sweden.
Well, you’re coming back anyway.
Unless you’re grabbing your tools to go work on someone else’s garden.
This is why you should support your local squirrel population.
Little buddies have been waging a war against this for a long time for us. We need to give back.