Either way, from our perspective, the universe is going to kill everything it’s creating. Lol. It’s gotta get that prestige

I spent a lot of time near creeks and lakes as a kid and lived an hour from the Gulf of Mexico. As I got older, I got to experience the great lakes, which is the only thing I’ve experienced that’s land-locked and resembles oceans and beaches.

Just wait until you hear about The Big Crunch

That’s not true. Where I live now, the beach is an hour or two away, and an hour or two from farmland. There’s all kinds of areas in the southern US like that. And to-be-fair, I’m counting the Gulf of Mexico as ocean lol

I was in the navy, so i spent too much time at beaches and the ocean

But the ocean?

Ah fuck, buddy. That was almost ten years ago

It’s weird to think about that there’s people who live so far inland that they’ve never seen a beach with their own eyes

Much closer

A kid got fired for finding a pen on the ground. Person returned for the pen and then called corporate claiming the kid stole the pen

When I worked at a movie theater, I had a customer refund their tickets because of the actors with British accents

So missiles. They’re launching missiles…

How long do you think it’ll take before his nose starts looking like Artie Lange’s?

Not to mention, from the evidence that is public so far, it appears that they waited for these devices to be in public and busy locations before they were detonated

Do you think that you get injured like that and immediately just plop on the ground? That’s not how it works.

It wasn’t precise. It was explosives in pagers and radios that went off in public and crowded places.

They would just exercise the 25th amendment and put Vance in the seat. I’m not sure who’s ass is in the chair is the worst-case scenario

They aren’t rich. And tone it down

Snorlax is the champ

Real talk, every time I go home, my parents throw the word around everywhere (In their home. They suck, but aren’t stupid). They justify it by saying “it’s just a trashy person of any color”. So I tell them to go ahead use it in public to see what the response is. I still don’t think they’ve tried it. At least not in any circles that will get them in an ass whooping situation